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BLACK D1CK!!!. . .must read by bingbagbo(m): 10:16pm On Nov 25, 2011
This man went to a native doctor to collect juju to be able to vanish.The native doctor asked the man to bring a sheep with a complete white fur.
Now after the man had searched through every corner but failed to get a complete white sheep, he decided to make do with this white sheep with a small black spot.He shaved off the black spot to deceive the native daughter grin grin

Now the native doctor had finished preparing the juju, so the man left to go and try it.His first stop was at Auntie Alice's bar.He ordered for drinks and food and soon finished them.He instantly saw the waitress coming for her money, so decided to apply his vanishing charm and remembered the native doctor told him to shout "eboboboboboboboobo" and he will vanish, so he shouted ''eboboboboboboboobo",

so he vanished.But the waitress could see the man's d1ck hanging on the wall.
then the man remembered the blackspot he shaved! grin grin grin
Re: BLACK D1CK!!!. . .must read by lilkech(m): 10:27pm On Nov 25, 2011
Nice one
Re: BLACK D1CK!!!. . .must read by bingbagbo(m): 10:32pm On Nov 25, 2011
lilkech:

Nice one

why am i called the PRESIDENT? angry
Re: BLACK D1CK!!!. . .must read by Nobody: 10:34pm On Nov 25, 2011
4/10, u tried cry
Re: BLACK D1CK!!!. . .must read by BCuZiMBlaCk(m): 10:45pm On Nov 25, 2011
Mmmm
Re: BLACK D1CK!!!. . .must read by bingbagbo(m): 6:38am On Nov 26, 2011
DONkollione:

4/10, u tried cry

U R MAD!! angry












bush pig!!
Re: BLACK D1CK!!!. . .must read by Nobody: 7:53am On Nov 26, 2011
@BIN GBAGBO u r mentally derailed, go n si d native dokita, i laff in eboboboboboboobobboob, *storms outta dry thread* grin
Re: BLACK D1CK!!!. . .must read by bingbagbo(m): 8:07am On Nov 26, 2011
DONkollione:

@BIN GBAGBO dont mind me, i am mentally derailed,and i must go n si d native dokita, i laff in eboboboboboboobobboob, *storms outta beautiful thread* grin




i know! grin



bush pig!! angry
Re: BLACK D1CK!!!. . .must read by Nobody: 7:10pm On Nov 26, 2011
Bin gba gbo ur jokes r damn funny, PLEASE can i laff to dem, *winks*


FOREST PIG angry
Re: BLACK D1CK!!!. . .must read by Judek2(m): 8:14pm On Nov 26, 2011
U try small,but I nor fit laff.

Another Joker please!!
Re: BLACK D1CK!!!. . .must read by BCuZiMBlaCk(m): 9:42pm On Nov 26, 2011
Bin gbagbo do u rear bush pigs at home?
Re: BLACK D1CK!!!. . .must read by StudioCFR(m): 9:44pm On Nov 26, 2011
maybe bush pig is what they nicknamed him in ghana
Re: BLACK D1CK!!!. . .must read by bingbagbo(m): 10:17pm On Nov 26, 2011
BCuZiMBlaCk:

Bin gbagbo do u rear bush pigs like myself at home?

yes i do! grin grin

Studio CFR:

actually bush pig is what they nicknamed me in my family!


so? angry
Re: BLACK D1CK!!!. . .must read by BCuZiMBlaCk(m): 10:30pm On Nov 26, 2011
I never knew u came from the family of bush pigs
Re: BLACK D1CK!!!. . .must read by bingbagbo(m): 7:50pm On Nov 27, 2011
BCuZiMBlaCk:

I come from the family of bush pigs!!



i know that! grin grin grin grin
Re: BLACK D1CK!!!. . .must read by Nobody: 5:20pm On Nov 29, 2011
funny
Re: BLACK D1CK!!!. . .must read by Agybabe(f): 6:49pm On Nov 29, 2011
Funny abeg!
Re: BLACK D1CK!!!. . .must read by bingbagbo(m): 9:00am On Nov 30, 2011
aanumama:

funny


i know, i know cheesy wink

Agybabe:

Funny abeg!

i know, i know my luv!! kiss kiss
Re: BLACK D1CK!!!. . .must read by Nobody: 9:50am On Nov 30, 2011
Hahahaha!
Re: BLACK D1CK!!!. . .must read by Nobody: 9:51am On Nov 30, 2011
Hahahaha!
Re: BLACK D1CK!!!. . .must read by ObiomaA: 5:43pm On Nov 30, 2011
dryy
Re: BLACK D1CK!!!. . .must read by bingbagbo(m): 7:23pm On Dec 01, 2011
^^^

like your momma kitty grin grin grin grin grin grin grin













bush pig! angry
Re: BLACK D1CK!!!. . .must read by bighead1(m): 3:42am On Dec 02, 2011
u try small
Re: BLACK D1CK!!!. . .must read by bingbagbo(m): 4:40pm On Dec 22, 2011
^^^

NONSENSE!!!
Re: BLACK D1CK!!!. . .must read by bingbagbo(m): 6:49am On Sep 20, 2012
big head: u try small



4ck you angry
big head: u try small



4ck you
Re: BLACK D1CK!!!. . .must read by Nobody: 7:19am On Sep 20, 2012
Bin Bin, nawa for this ur joke oo

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