Little skales lived near a fire fighter building.And one day he decides he will make his own locally fire truck and so he set of and after some days of construction he made his own locally fire wagon.And so a fire fighter saw him with a helmet a toy fire extinguisher and the wagon in which he tied to his dog collar (waste bin) and cats testicles (badbelle) as he was busy playing fire fighter the fire fighter man who saw him came close to him to admire his handwork and told him that his wagon would move faster if he tied it also in the cats collar and not the testicles and little young skales replied that is taughtful but then i would not have a siren .

At a marriage retreat aggybabe and waste bin were told to write a sentence with the words love and sex and aggybabe wrote when two people of opposite sex like me and waste bin are matured they feel this love for themselves both physically and emotionally and if they are in a relationship they may or will engage in the act of sex to show more of the love they have for themselves. And when it was waste-bin turn to write he just wrote I LOVE SEX.

Thunder fire this nairaland for writting s e x as intimacy . Just made the joke dull. Mtchewwww

Last joke rated 20%.

Badbelle was sick and was in the hospital in coma.His wife was beside him all the time and when he got better and still feel to coma again his wife was still beside him taking care of him and when he woke up again his wife was still beside him and he told his wife . Do you remember when i lost my job you were still with me and still loving me and when we were evicted from our house you were still with me and did not leave me.Do you also remember when i lost 10 million naira that my brother gave to me for us to start over again to gambling you were still with me and did not leave me.The wife replied i will be with you no matter what happens cause i love you, and ajibel did not even let her finish her sentence and he roared with anger and said thats the problem YOU ARE BAD LUCK AND AND WHENEVER YOU ARE WITH ME I GET BAD LUCK SO GET THE FUNK AWAY FROM ME.

@Araregem get the funk outta my thread and rate your 0.5 inch k-i-t-t-y instead and leave my joke be .

Stewpid Ibo Boy

Its only d first one i found funny. D rest na pako biscuit.

Booquee thank you joor for apreciating my work you are not like the others like rotten belle who likes to critisize peoples joke weather funny or not.

Booquee thank you joor for apreciating my work you are not like the others like rotten belle who likes to critisize peoples joke weather funny or not.

why wont booqee like the first joke
she likes everything dat has got to do with Oluwa Young Skales a.k.a Mr Studio

in other words. . . .?

I don't even know how to rate the jokes , anyhow, u try sha, keeep it up

booquee no mind the bagar stupidio he just have a crush on you.

booquee no mind the bagar stupidio he just have a crush on you.

Why the hell is my phone double posting .

Homar:

booquee no mind the bagar stupidio he just have a crush on you.

what is crush . How do you have a crush on someone

eeow! I don die! U dnt know d meaning of crush?!

eeow! I don die! U dnt know d meaning of crush?!

Mods lock this thread. Jokes are not meant to bear names of an nl member.
wait sef, na dis ting i call joke?

Studio CFR:

what is crush . How do you have a crush on someone

crush is when u make sum1 lie flat on the floor and u start jumping and pounding on him/her/it. thats a crush

Homar:

@Araregem get the funk outta my thread and rate your 0.5 inch k-i-t-t-y instead and leave my joke be .

To think I was even being nice to rate the 'jokes'. Bush pig!

mustspin:

crush is when u make sum1 lie flat on the floor and u start jumping and pounding on him/her/it. thats a crush

bloord of geezus

what are my still doing n dis corrupt thread

^^^ u asked for the meaning na

Shitz. . .studio so u believe mustspin?! So u think dats d meaning of crush?! Na wa o.

To av a crush on some1 means ur trippin for d person.

who aske for your lousy explanation?

See i dont hav yo tym dis afternoon walaihi

Olodo simply admit u don't know it.
Ur practically beaming right now as i've taught u d meaning of crush.

U win

@studio so you really do have a crush on booqee . I dont know that stupid people have crush on girls.Booqee no mind studio whenever he insults you know that he cant stand not having you.

@studio so you really do have a crush on booqee . I dont know that stupid people have crush on girls.Booqee no mind studio whenever he insults you know that he cant stand not having you.

Stop dragging my honourable name to the mud gutter boy

where did i wrote i ha a crush on booqee?

My name always in your mouth like toothpaste
everyday u got something new to talk about me

Mehn, see studio's grammatical annihilation. That yo blunder funny pass all of homar's dry collection