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Pls Take A Tablet Of Dis Joke: by Nobody: 9:14pm On Dec 02, 2011 |
STUPID ANSWERS FOR STUPID QUESTIONS BY DON KOLLIONE : 1.Someone called you@2am in the night and asked "Are you sleeping? Ans.No, I am picking beans 2.Its raining and someone noticed you , going out and still asked "Are you going out in this rain? Ans.No, In the next one. 3.You are in front of the elevator, Going to your office upstairs yet they still asked "Are you going upstairs? Ans.No, I'm waiting for my office to come and meet me here 4.You re just coming out of the bathroom wet, Yet someone still ask you "Did you just take your bath? Ans.No, I fell into the toilet bowl 5.Your boyfriend came to your house with a bunch of flowers and you still ask him "Are those flowers? Ans.No, they are carrots 6.You are in the toilet and you locked the door from inside. Someone came and knocked and then asked "Is anybody in? Ans.No, Na shit lock d door. 7.You are in a queue at the cinema trying to buy ticket, A friend sees you and asked "What are you doing here? Ans.I want to pay for my school fees, |
Re: Pls Take A Tablet Of Dis Joke: by bunmioguns(m): 9:51pm On Dec 02, 2011 |
I don post am before |
Re: Pls Take A Tablet Of Dis Joke: by Nobody: 9:55pm On Dec 02, 2011 |
Am posting again, hw u see am? |
Re: Pls Take A Tablet Of Dis Joke: by bunmioguns(m): 3:48am On Dec 03, 2011 |
u try sha |
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