An 18 year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed
her period for two months. Very worried, the mother
goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The
test result shows that the girl is pregnant!

Shouting, cursing and crying, the mother says, "Who
was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!" The
girl picks up the phone and makes a call.

Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their
house; a mature and distinguished man with gray hair,
and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps
out of the Ferrari and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, the mother
and the girl, and tells them:

"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the
problem. However, I can't marry her because of my
personal family situation but I will take charge. I
will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for
the rest of her life. Additionally, If a girl is born
I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a
beachfront villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a
boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories
and a $2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a
factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if there is a
miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

At this point, the father, who had remained silent,
places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells
him, "You will have to sleep with her again!"

_{Begins to sing "Money: u don put me on the run, Money: at the end na my side u come, money, money, money}

Way to go!! Now that was a good one. sleep with her again haha.

the power of money hmmmm unquestionable

whatsup house? how are u all doing? i'll be havn my 99th birthday here in nairaland ure all welcpme!!

By then internet wunt be in xistence. All u av to do is close ur eyes and send telepathic messages.

;d ;d ;d