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Some Wife Do Have Them by babasony2k: 4:36pm On Dec 07, 2011
A middle aged man goes into the doctor's office for a check-up with a litany of complaints.

The doctor speaks to the man’s wife alone and says,
"There is nothing the matter with your husband. If you make a couple of meals for him a day, let him watch his sports.
Do not complain at him too much and require him to listen. Limit his exposure to in-laws and make love to him once a week.
Then, he’ll probably live another 20 years."

She returns to her husband’s side in the waiting room. He asks, "What did the doctor tell you?"

"You are going to be dying soon, my dear."
Re: Some Wife Do Have Them by tayoast(m): 4:44pm On Dec 07, 2011
ees not funny
Re: Some Wife Do Have Them by mikuz(m): 4:45pm On Dec 07, 2011
haba. .!
I thought they posted a joke here?
What happened to it?
Re: Some Wife Do Have Them by babasony2k: 4:48pm On Dec 07, 2011
its funny and hilarious
Re: Some Wife Do Have Them by tayoast(m): 4:55pm On Dec 07, 2011
babasony2k:

its funny and hilarious



Make yourself happy
Re: Some Wife Do Have Them by babasony2k: 4:59pm On Dec 07, 2011
@Make yourself happy

am an happy guy, but its just a joke and if u dont like it no prob.

but some lady are praying, wishing and planning for the death of their husband
Re: Some Wife Do Have Them by mikuz(m): 5:05pm On Dec 07, 2011
^ hehehe
ya comments come funny pass the joke!
Choi!
Lmao!!
Re: Some Wife Do Have Them by babasony2k: 5:11pm On Dec 07, 2011
^ hehehe
ya comments come funny pass the joke!
Choi!
Lmao!!

i hope u wont be in that situation
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Some Wife Do Have Them by mikuz(m): 5:15pm On Dec 07, 2011
and also be with you.
Re: Some Wife Do Have Them by babasony2k: 5:19pm On Dec 07, 2011
ok everyone need the prayer

if u have a wrong partner, life can be a living hell ooo

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