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Funey Engrish Rangage.(even Our Governors) by Judek2(m): 11:45pm On Dec 12, 2011
SEX CLUB:ADULTS ONLY
Children are not allowed without their parents.

SEX CLUB: ADULTS ONLY[/b]
Ladies are not allowed to have children in the bar for some reasons.

[u]Sign Board Caution
DANGER: drive careful, Accident, up ahead,

Hotel room Sign
In case of fire,your alarm is waiting at the front of your door. Just Press and your room is safe.

HOTEL FISH POND NOTICE
We have a cool fish pond,where you can point and kill yourself

HOTEL TOILET NOTICE
We have a nice toilet where you can shiit beautifully.Your life will never be the same

Kaduna state Governors speech at the opening of Polo sports ground With the authority verted on me,I declear this Polo ground open with plenty of Horses.Come and ride on your own asses

Gov.Peter Obi's speech on his swearing in ceremony
I am so happy about how the 2006 general election was took place in this country

Yar Adua's final speech before death:talking to his vice
Kai Mana, Tell my wife Turai make I no chop my Nama head alone,i deserve a befeating burial

Gov.Shettima of Borno State
Boko Haram is Animals in Human fleshes.Their days is counted

Obasanjo hailing Jonathan
He is a man of dreams and straightforward,I am even not like him or anyone else.
Re: Funey Engrish Rangage.(even Our Governors) by mikuz(m): 11:52pm On Dec 12, 2011
mtchew
Re: Funey Engrish Rangage.(even Our Governors) by Judek2(m): 11:57pm On Dec 12, 2011
mikuz:

mtchew

U may shiit for ur pant.

*Next please*
Re: Funey Engrish Rangage.(even Our Governors) by StudioCFR(m): 5:15am On Dec 13, 2011
Welldone judek. . . grin

Dont mind that bad belle naw
Re: Funey Engrish Rangage.(even Our Governors) by Judek2(m): 6:53am On Dec 13, 2011
Studio CFR:

Welldone judek. . . grin

Dont mind that bad belle naw

Tnx my guy. . .

I neva see tall people finish na short people.

*Next please* One more praise b4 I exit thread
Re: Funey Engrish Rangage.(even Our Governors) by mikuz(m): 6:57am On Dec 13, 2011
mumu,
you post rubbish dey find praise!
Re: Funey Engrish Rangage.(even Our Governors) by frackus: 11:00am On Dec 13, 2011
As i go through your post, which seems to be really excellent to make a look into it.
Re: Funey Engrish Rangage.(even Our Governors) by Judek2(m): 5:47pm On Dec 13, 2011
frackus:

As i go through your post, which seems to be really excellent to make a look into it.

What the fuсk are u talking about!!!
Are u praising or mocking me
Re: Funey Engrish Rangage.(even Our Governors) by bright007(f): 6:26pm On Dec 13, 2011
Is dis joke?
Re: Funey Engrish Rangage.(even Our Governors) by Kslib(m): 6:36pm On Dec 13, 2011
@op u try!sme funny,sme dry.but overall u fry.
Re: Funey Engrish Rangage.(even Our Governors) by mikuz(m): 12:53am On Dec 14, 2011
judek2,
na all of the above.

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