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9 Things I Hate by michaelwe1(m): 12:24pm On Sep 29, 2007 |
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time, I know where my watch is buddy, where the Bleep is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is? 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually. 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the Bleep would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? I'm gonna Kick their ass! 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the movies and stare at the fucking floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?", Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya bitch? 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it. 8. When people say "life is short". What the Bleep?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do that's longer? 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, fuckin' dumb ass? |
Re: 9 Things I Hate by chistiana(f): 12:49pm On Sep 29, 2007 |
shooooooooo na fight. |
Re: 9 Things I Hate by clemcykul(f): 12:50pm On Sep 29, 2007 |
AND wen pple smile at ur post or just simply go over it means that the posters is crazy! nice one though keep it rolln in happy weekend 2 u all |
Re: 9 Things I Hate by noyez(m): 2:12pm On Sep 29, 2007 |
it is not funny. is it? |
Re: 9 Things I Hate by finekid(m): 3:12pm On Sep 29, 2007 |
Ask me! |
Re: 9 Things I Hate by Migines(m): 3:49pm On Sep 29, 2007 |
@noyez of cos not. It is HILARIOUS! |
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