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He's Not Serious To Die by StudioCFR(m): 9:43pm On Dec 18, 2011 |
A warri guy walked in and saw his landlord's son who was trying to commit suicide and a brief conversation ensued, Tenant: Rukewe!!!, wetin u dey do so? Rukewe: I wan commit suicide as papa dey always complain say my life na worthless one ! Tenant: ahn ahn, dat no good now, but why you come tie rope for waist instead of neck? Rukewe: Bros no be small thing o! , I bin tie rope for neck, I NEARLY DIE |
Re: He's Not Serious To Die by mikuz(m): 9:56pm On Dec 18, 2011 |
Stewdio, since the 10th of december, you've posted 5 jokes about suicides! What's ya plan na? You sure say we go see you come 2012? |
Re: He's Not Serious To Die by Nobody: 10:25pm On Dec 18, 2011 |
JOKE GRADING: CANCELLED REMARK: caught doing malparctice ̶̲̥̅̊ Lyk dis joke it alway mks mε̲̣̣̣̥ laff though its old |
Re: He's Not Serious To Die by StudioCFR(m): 10:27pm On Dec 18, 2011 |
;d ;d |
Re: He's Not Serious To Die by tayoast(m): 11:25pm On Dec 18, 2011 |
LMAO PS: studio pls dont commit suicide |
Re: He's Not Serious To Die by jackpot(f): 4:34am On Dec 19, 2011 |
jokes Adam and Eve first cracked-------> STALE!!! |
Re: He's Not Serious To Die by babarazy: 5:17am On Dec 19, 2011 |
Studio CFR: THANK GOD SAY I NEVA VOTE FOR U. |
Re: He's Not Serious To Die by Nobody: 5:42am On Dec 19, 2011 |
^^^ Baba u re try to b funnny He diidnt beg u, Simple D̶̲̥̅̊ |
Re: He's Not Serious To Die by StudioCFR(m): 9:56am On Dec 19, 2011 |
Thank You Thank You guys for showing some love I appreciate o expect more suicidal jokes hehehehehehe |
Re: He's Not Serious To Die by MrResource(m): 9:59am On Dec 19, 2011 |
Re: He's Not Serious To Die by mikuz(m): 10:02am On Dec 19, 2011 |
stewdio, jokes section will really miss you!! Adieu papa, *sobs* |
Re: He's Not Serious To Die by B4UIWAZ(f): 10:27am On Dec 19, 2011 |
Studio CFR:oni so sokuso |
Re: He's Not Serious To Die by tonyfred(m): 12:10pm On Dec 19, 2011 |
studio enough of dis ur suicide jokes. plzzzzz i still need u come 2012. |
Re: He's Not Serious To Die by StudioCFR(m): 3:28pm On Dec 19, 2011 |
Yes i'm going to be here come 2012 o but tis not going to be all the time like dis year cuz cuz cuz Education on my mind |
Re: He's Not Serious To Die by mikuz(m): 4:38pm On Dec 19, 2011 |
you want write waec? |
Re: He's Not Serious To Die by bunmioguns(m): 5:11pm On Dec 19, 2011 |
mikuz: Studio CFR: This joke is funny nw, how cum everybody are not laffing, as for me i go laff o, hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahah |
Re: He's Not Serious To Die by StudioCFR(m): 7:34pm On Dec 19, 2011 |
Ose Ore mi |
Re: He's Not Serious To Die by zealot4me(f): 8:51pm On Dec 19, 2011 |
Re: He's Not Serious To Die by StudioCFR(m): 10:46pm On Dec 19, 2011 |
No fear sweerie. . All na joke. . I no comit suicide |
Re: He's Not Serious To Die by Dgunnerz(m): 10:53pm On Dec 19, 2011 |
Bro,its better you kill yourself than to commit suicide ooooo! Abeg,take am easy ooooo! E no easy to die! |
Re: He's Not Serious To Die by StudioCFR(m): 11:07pm On Dec 19, 2011 |
Abeg teach me how to comit suicide na |
Re: He's Not Serious To Die by Dgunnerz(m): 11:44pm On Dec 19, 2011 |
Why don't you kill yourself,insteaad of commiting suicideeeeeee? |
Re: He's Not Serious To Die by tayoast(m): 11:57pm On Dec 19, 2011 |
stop derailing |
Re: He's Not Serious To Die by StudioCFR(m): 12:26am On Dec 20, 2011 |
Dgunnerz: No sense |
Re: He's Not Serious To Die by Dgunnerz(m): 12:45am On Dec 20, 2011 |
Studio CFR: CONFIRM!!! |
Re: He's Not Serious To Die by dani1luv: 6:32am On Dec 20, 2011 |
Okay I love the Joke |
Re: He's Not Serious To Die by Nobody: 6:59am On Dec 20, 2011 |
Hahaha! Tho I've seen dis b4, and twas funny. |
Re: He's Not Serious To Die by Idowuogbo(f): 7:08am On Dec 20, 2011 |
^madam u don vote dis guy dey try no b small @std r sowwrie stud Dat warrri guy na jackie ni, he fear death na hia he jus dey open teeth talk jargons agric chicken |
Re: He's Not Serious To Die by sylve11: 9:48am On Dec 20, 2011 |
I am not finding this joke funny anymore |
Re: He's Not Serious To Die by McAdem: 11:38am On Dec 20, 2011 |
which kind joke be this? any body wey wan die make die,make we remain see gari chop |
Re: He's Not Serious To Die by angelz(f): 11:44am On Dec 20, 2011 |
its not funny. |
Re: He's Not Serious To Die by StudioCFR(m): 9:41pm On Dec 20, 2011 |
Climbs On Sylvex Head To Wave At My Supporters Danny1luv me the moderator, mo ri yin o ehe, eno mi lowo o ehe ehe |
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