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Smart by mustspin: 3:32pm On Dec 22, 2011 |
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried a creative defense to get his client off the hook. "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few paltry items. His arm is not himself, so I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed soley by his arm." "Well put," the judge replied with a grin. "Using that same logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. Your client can accompany the arm or not, as he chooses." The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's help, he detatched his artificial limb, laid it on the bench and walked out. |
Re: Smart by zealot4me(f): 3:38pm On Dec 22, 2011 |
i wan die wid laff |
Re: Smart by bingbagbo(m): 4:14pm On Dec 22, 2011 |
JOKE GRADING: A REMARKS: You can still do better! |
Re: Smart by mustspin: 4:17pm On Dec 22, 2011 |
bin bin, am really taken aback by ur remark. hw body na |
Re: Smart by bingbagbo(m): 4:24pm On Dec 22, 2011 |
^^^ yu shocked by my grading right? i say it as it is and that why my enemies outnumber my hair, but God dey!!! |
Re: Smart by mikuz(m): 4:33pm On Dec 22, 2011 |
mustspin, you are such a good joker, you funny no be small. Keep it up. Infact, make i ring mukina2 to put the joke for front page. *brings out his iphone5 and flashes mukina2 thrice* |
Re: Smart by mustspin: 4:43pm On Dec 22, 2011 |
^^^^^lwkmd, 1st, u dey use phone wey dem neva launch but u cum dey flash |
Re: Smart by mikuz(m): 5:46pm On Dec 22, 2011 |
mustspin, u no dey current, which town you dey sef? |
Re: Smart by mustspin: 5:57pm On Dec 22, 2011 |
oya tell me which time una release the iphone 5 o |
Re: Smart by mikuz(m): 6:42pm On Dec 22, 2011 |
ok |
Re: Smart by Nobody: 5:32am On Dec 23, 2011 |
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