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My First Joke In 2012 by kellynoah: 10:40pm On Jan 06, 2012 |
emefuna is a house boy who drinks his Boss' wine with impunity then adds water 2 cover his tracks. His Boss became suspicious & decided 2 buy pasties (a French wine that changes color if u add water; just like dettol). Unaware of this, Ikemefuna, drank from d wine as usual & topped it up with water. Immediately he added water, d pasties became milky & he knew he was in trouble. When d Boss came back & saw the changed pasties, he knew he had nailed ikemefuna. Ikemefuna knowing he was in trouble decided 2 stay put in d kitchen when his boss came home. The Boss having told his wife what he observed now swung into action. "Ikemefuna!", he called from the sitting room. He answered: "Yes, Boss". "Who drank my pasties?". Ikemefuna: No answer. The Boss asked again: still no answer. Then d Boss went to the kitchen 2meet him there: "Are u insane or what? Why when I call, u say "yes boss" but when I ask you a question u don't answer me? " Ikemefuna retorted, "hmmm oga when u are in d kitchen u don't understand anything at all, except your name" "Is that so?" asked the boss, "Okay, go to the bar stand beside Madam, while I go into d kitchen; & then, you ask me a question" Ikemefuna accepted. When his boss was in d kitchen he shouts: "Boss". "Yes, ikem" Boss answers. Ikemefuna then asks, "Who goes into the maid's bedroom when Madam is not at home?" No answer. D boy shouted again: "Boss, I say who dey sneak into d maid's room when madam no dey house?" No answer. The Boss runs back from the kitchen shouting "Wonders shall never cease! Ikemefuna, It is true o, when one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything, except one's name." D wife now very angry, interrupted, "that's not true. It's a lie! Without argument." Ikemefuna asked if she'll enter d magic kitchen 2 be tested. She agreed. Ikemefuna asks madam, "Who's junior's biological father? Me or d Boss? "Madam rushed out of the kitchen. "This kitchen needs 2 b fumigated o! I can't understand anytn at all! |
Re: My First Joke In 2012 by kellynoah: 10:44pm On Jan 06, 2012 |
A beautiful and well groomed girl once informed her dad that her boyfriend would like to come see him for her hand! On the said day, the guy arrived home chewing gum! The dad was enraged and challenged him "Isn't it a sign of disrespect?" He fumed, "no daddy, it's just that I drank a bit," the guy replied! "So you drink also?" The father queried? "Yes when I go clubbing!" He said! "So you club also? How long have you been clubbing?" The distraught father asked, "since I came out of prison," he replied quietly! "So you were once in prison?" the worried father asked "why were you in prison?" He added, "Since I killed someone," the guy replied, "Why did you kill someone," the father asked. And the guy said "because he didn't want me to marry his daughter".And the father said: "You have my blessing good boy!!!! |
Re: My First Joke In 2012 by kellynoah: 7:01am On Jan 07, 2012 |
ANSWERS OF A BRILLIANT STUDENT Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die? * his last battle Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? * at the bottom of the page Q3. River Ravi flows in which state? * liquid Q4. What is the main reason for divorce? * marriage Q5. What is the main reason for failure? * exams Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast? * Lunch & dinner Q7. What looks like half an apple? * The other half Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? * it will simply become wet Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?? * No problem, he sleeps at night. Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? * You will never find an elephant that has only one hand, Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ? * Very large hands Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? * No time at all, the wall is already built . Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? *Concrete floors are very hard to crack. |
Re: My First Joke In 2012 by bright007(f): 7:05am On Jan 07, 2012 |
*first one na copy $ paste*Second one no funny* So where is d joke? |
Re: My First Joke In 2012 by Onyiclassic(f): 7:23am On Jan 07, 2012 |
Cant stop laughing at d second one,nice one poster |
Re: My First Joke In 2012 by kellynoah: 7:48am On Jan 07, 2012 |
bright007:MALAPROPISM |
Re: My First Joke In 2012 by kellynoah: 7:54am On Jan 07, 2012 |
Onyiclassic:laugh but dont fart, last time u farted fuel subsidy was removed so am scared. |
Re: My First Joke In 2012 by bright007(f): 10:41am On Jan 07, 2012 |
*KELLY-NOAH?wat confused username.wat has kelly got to d?? o?? with Noah? |
Re: My First Joke In 2012 by Olutboy: 5:01pm On Jan 09, 2012 |
i laugh my belle oo |
Re: My First Joke In 2012 by 3RNEST(m): 6:14pm On Jan 09, 2012 |
>> Mr. Chukuma, was sick and decided to visit the hospital, after being tested for HIV, the doctor said he should come back Monday for the result. > Sunday Mr.Chukuma went to church, the Pastor said to the congregation "this week you shall all have positive result "he quicky shout Pastor back to sender" LWKMD! Get more @myjokehub, |
Re: My First Joke In 2012 by mikuz(m): 8:10pm On Jan 09, 2012 |
hmm, kellynoah how are you? happy new year!! |
Re: My First Joke In 2012 by kellynoah: 1:22pm On Jan 10, 2012 |
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" she asked. "Hunting flies," He responded. "Oh, killing any?" She asked. "Yep, three males, two females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked, How can you tell? He responded, "Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone." |
Re: My First Joke In 2012 by kellynoah: 1:24pm On Jan 10, 2012 |
mikuz:bros. fineoooooooooooooo, hope dis subsidy no reach ur side? |
Re: My First Joke In 2012 by mikuz(m): 10:08am On Jan 15, 2012 |
hehe, e no reach o, e stop for one junction like that. You nko? |
Re: My First Joke In 2012 by bright007(f): 11:27am On Jan 15, 2012 |
kellynoah:It runs in ur blood. |
Re: My First Joke In 2012 by AYODEJI4LOVE(m): 3:49pm On Jan 15, 2012 |
0.1%percent.more load to produce more effort |
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