A plane with
5 passengers was about to
crash in midair and there
were only 4 parachutes.
1st passenger, Lionel
Messi: I'm d world's best footballer, my fans still
need me. He takes one and
jumps.
2nd passenger, Aliko
Dangote: I'm
Africa'srichest man. I don't want to die now. He
takes another one and
jumps.
Third passenger, Goodluck
Jonathan: I'm the
President of Nigeria, the most powerful and
intelligent President in
Africa. I have Boko and
Subsidy issues to deal
with. He takes one and
jumps.
The 4th passenger was d
Pope, Pope said to d 5th
passenger, an 8 yr old girl
"I'm an old
man, I'll sacrifice my life
for Urs" but d girl replied "no need for dat, there
are 2 parachutes left.
"how can that be?" asked
Pope.
The girl replied "The
Nigerian President took my school bag! Badluck
mumu 

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that's an old joke. do sometin new

*@poster:next u are copying joke open ur eyes like dis:

Copy and paste .

[color=#990000][/color]na wa for una president o

Modification of about 10 years old joke,

useless joke