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My First Joke by seyijames3(m): 8:02pm On Jan 12, 2012
A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife's nipples while she was asleep. The next day, their driver died of poisoning.

A man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling people he is dying of AIDS. His son asked Dad why? He answered so that when I am dead, no one will sleep with your mum.

A lady lost three panties in her house and blamed her maid in front of the husband. Maid said sir you are my witness you know I never wear panties,  Ah ah ah ah ah.

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