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Urinate by eghost247(m): 9:47am On Jan 15, 2012
Femi was sitting in class one day. All of the sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out,"Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!"

The teacher replied, "Now, Femi
, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.'

Please use the word 'urinate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go."

femi thinks for a bit, then says, "You're an eight, but if you had bigger tits, you'd be a ten!!!"
Re: Urinate by mikuz(m): 10:19am On Jan 15, 2012
mtchew
Re: Urinate by bright007(f): 10:21am On Jan 15, 2012
Where is d joke?
Re: Urinate by nyabingi(m): 11:47am On Jan 15, 2012
DrY dry dry joke kOff kOfF DRy dry !!!!
Re: Urinate by AYODEJI4LOVE(m): 3:21pm On Jan 15, 2012
O o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o rubbish,

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