manny4life:

Bia freecocoa,

You did not know what joystick was, like seriously?

My sister you be Holy Mary, 

My brother no be fault na,I was a virgin when I joined NL.

r231:

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Hey I did as asked,no reply yet.

maki:

Thanks a million  

You welcome.

NYASH

chei, im kinda of confuse here ooo!!!!, this words go fit kill person oooo!!

  too many but here are few
1: chook
2: fast-poke (believe me someone used it to reply a yabis that NL bot changed)
3: odechukwu : buffoon from igbo-land, used to refer to the Nigerian President
4: MOG: Man of God
5: Yoruba: Yoruba
6: Tuberculosis Joshua (TB Joshua)
7: Retardeen: muslim buffoon (usually) from Yoruba-land, used to refer to the Nigerian President
8: Fatkubu: Yakubu Ayegbeni  
9: Mumudu: Shaib Amodu  

seun

Never heard the follwoing in my life until I joined Nairaland in 2007:

1, ROTLMAO - took long before I knew the meaning
2, Slowpoke
3, Cretin
Otehrs I will update as I recall

retardeen
odechukwu
bigot

Pls tell me the meaning of the following: ROTLMAO, SMH, LKWD.

bleep
maniless
lol

NO REGRET USIN IT

indoorlove:

Pls tell me the meaning of the following: ROTFLMAO, SMH, LKWD.

ROTFLMAO =rolling on the floor laughing my azz out abi off.
SMH=shaking my head
LWKMD =laugh wan kill me die(that's the one I know)not LKWD.

"Epistle of quintuplated bushitology" from our own NL "Hon patrick" -sexkilz

@freecocoa, am interested in "womanliness a.k.a kpetus maybe you can really give me an in-depth discovery and fullness therein

indoorlove:

Pls tell me the meaning of the following: ROTLMAO,

Ask Madam KobO, she will tell you because she's always ROTFLHAO

can you also tell me why you choose the ID "freecocoa"? does that translate or have anything to do near "kpetus/womanliness?

freecocoa:

ROTFLMAO =rolling on the floor laughing my azz out abi off.
SMH=shaking my head
LWKMD =laugh wan kill me die(that's the one I know)not LKWD.

thanks man, those words has been giving me wahala.

pls can someone post what is reasonable and not rusbbish what is the meaning of this post

y2kaustin:

can you also tell me why you choose the ID "freecocoa"? does that translate or have anything to do near "kpetus/womanliness?

it was coined from a name grandma used to call me and it has nothing to do with that.

y2kaustin:

@freecocoa, am interested in "womanliness a.k.a kpetus maybe you can really give me an in-depth discovery and fullness therein

I'm sure google would do a better job at giving you "in- depth discovery"

indoorlove:

thanks man, those words has been giving me wahala.

You welcome

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i meant physical adventure@freecocoa

y2kaustin:

i meant physical adventure@freecocoa

you'll have to try the brothel at the end of this street.

on your recommendation?

Discombobulated,blood-sucking ayatollah,cretin,bleeping,punanni and lots more.

fresh air!!!! :d

y2kaustin:

on your recommendation?

On your money.

lwfmf- laugh wan finish my fuel ;d

Odechukwu
Retardeen
Born2fuck=fucking perverts
Lefool lefool=lefulefu=woman hater
Manbiatches
Criten
Frecocoa=nl sweetheart
Ileke idi=Mz darkskin= no comment
Womanliness
Manliness
Manlover
Womanlover
Fasho=fashola
Punny
Seun=Nairaland hero virgin and most revered
Bleep
List goes on
Thanks to the the mods
Bleep u all(I actually typed bleep)

i don't pay holes,

LWRMS = Laugh wan remove my subsidy

Discombobulated(courtesy of Sexkillz), LWKMD, LMFAO, 'training another man's fertilized spe.rm'. Plus a whole lot of others I don't remember now,