A South African is enjoying a hearty breakfast -
coffee, croissants, toast, butter & jam, etc. when
an American, chewing gum, sits next to him and
starts an unwanted conversation:
American: "You South Africans eat the whole bread?"
South African: "Of course."
American (blowing bubble with his gum): "We don't. In
the States, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we
collect in a container, recycle, rebake them into
croissants and sell them to South Africa."
American: "'ya eat jam with the bread?"
South African: "Of course."
American (chuckling and crackling his gum between his
teeth): "We don't. In the States we eat fresh fruit
for breakfast, put all the peels, seeds and left overs
into containers, recycle them into jam and sell it to
South Africa."

4 years ago
South African: "Do you have sex in America?"
American: "Of course we do."
South African: "And what do you do with the condoms?"
American: "Throw them away of course."
South African: "We don't. We put them in a
container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing
gum and sell it to America."

4 years ago

Very very very funny joke. I must lie!

This Donkey no dey let me Rest
i look like ur girlfriend

^^
u r a mad!

u r a dam
na remix

make me LauGhFfFfFF

wey my cutlass

rakel05:

wey my HEAD

it's on your neck rakel05. . . . . make me LauGhFfFfFf

BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMM
abeg this guy de disturb me here

^^^ is that u in ur profile?

u can't make me LauGhFfFfFf

Kuul joke jare

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I like dis. . . More kulikuli in ur garri

more beans in ur moimoi

rakel05:

more koko in ur eba

Rake you no try for this one. Joke rating is 2/20

Onyeasi:

Rake you no try for this one. Joke rating is 2/20

u no see ur name Onyeasi na so u go dey lie lie everywhere

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you go come?

come where?

mikuz:

come where?

beware of strange women

mikuz:

come where?

my Hotel Room

rakel05:

my Hotel Room

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your turn will be next week

rakel05:

your turn will be next week

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oya over take am na

take what?

is it for the masses, na pure water or tomtom?

rakel,
is this how you share it?
You cheap die!
Am not c uming jor!!

mikuz:

rakel,
is this how you share it?
You cheap die!
Am not c uming jor!!

hehehehehe

badt boi

Funny joke.

@toto,
Hey mugu im a married man.
Make Booqee catch you saying that!

mikuz:

@toto,
Hey mugu im a married man.
Make Booqee catch you saying that!