After digging to a depth of 100m last year, Russian scientists
found traces of copper wiring dating back 1000 years, and came
to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network
one thousand years ago.

So as not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, American scientists dug 200m,
and headlines in the US newspapers read: "US scientists have found traces of 2000 year
old optical fibres, and have concluded that their ancestors already had advanced high-tech digital
telephones 1000 years earlier than the Russians."

One week later, the Nigerian press reported the following: "After digging as deep as 500m, Nigerian scientists
have found absolutely nothing. The government have concluded that 5000 years ago, their ancestors were already
using mobile phones due to cable theft problems."

funny

is but true ya!

u try

should i laff?

is this a joke?

:d

let's try this one


Nightly hitch hiking
This story happened a while ago in Soweto, and even when it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's true. (probably one of our urban legends)
This guy was on the side of the road hitch hiking on a very dark night and in the middle of a storm. The night was rolling on and no car went by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him.
Suddenly he saw a car slowly coming towards him and stop. The guy, without thinking about it, got in the car and closed the door, just to realize there's nobody behind the wheel.
The car started slowly. The guy looked at the road and saw a curve approaching. Scared, he started to pray, begging for his life.
Then, just before he hit the curve, a hand appeared through the window and turned the wheel.
The guy, paralyzed with terror, watched how the hand appeared every time they came to a curve. The guy, gathering strength, jumped out of the car and ran to the nearest township. Wet and in shock, he went to a shebeen and asked for two shots of tequila.
He then started telling everybody about the horrible experience he went through. A silence enveloped everybody when they realized the guy was crying and, wasn't drunk.
About half an hour later two guys walked into the same tavern, wet and out of breath. Looking around and seeing the guy who hitched a lift, the one said to the other, "Look, Mfowetu, there's the idiot that got in the car while we were pushing it."

lol

I love d second joke! Funny