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Underwear! by Nobody: 11:34am On Jan 19, 2012 |
Husband buys a dozen same-colour underwear for his wife. Wife, protesting, " Ah! Why buy the same colour? People will think I never change my underwear"! Husband: "Which people?" TOTAL silence!, |
Re: Underwear! by Nobody: 1:12pm On Jan 19, 2012 |
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“ |
Re: Underwear! by olawalebabs(m): 2:34pm On Jan 19, 2012 |
What is happening,people are no longer creative, look he just stole my joke. next time search before you post if not. https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-671133.0.html |
Re: Underwear! by bunmioguns(m): 3:17pm On Jan 19, 2012 |
@ Op, [img]http://www.freesmileys.org/custom/image/pink%5E_%5Earial%5E_%5E0%5E_%5E0%5E_%5EIs dis a joke?%5E_%5E.gif[/img] |
Re: Underwear! by Nobody: 3:31pm On Jan 19, 2012 |
olawalebab: bunmioguns: *gives both of them five slaps each* u beta die before u commit suicide |
Re: Underwear! by bunmioguns(m): 4:00pm On Jan 19, 2012 |
otooro: *retalliate back wit ten strokes of koboko* |
Re: Underwear! by Nobody: 4:20pm On Jan 19, 2012 |
Me i never read am b4, so its funny. |
Re: Underwear! by Nobody: 4:26pm On Jan 19, 2012 |
bunmioguns: booqee: tnk u one for u: An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The old man said, "No, I'd like to see something more 'special'." At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000," the jeweler said. The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it." The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, "By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said. Monday morning, the jeweler phoned the old man. "There's no money in that account," he said. "I know," said the old man, "But let me tell you about my weekend!" |
Re: Underwear! by ARareGem(f): 7:05pm On Jan 19, 2012 |
^Funny |
Re: Underwear! by Nobody: 7:27pm On Jan 19, 2012 |
^^^ tnk ya! |
Re: Underwear! by bright007(f): 8:48am On Jan 20, 2012 |
[img]http://www.freesmileys.org/custom/image/cyan%5E_%5Earial%5E_%5E0%5E_%5E0%5E_%5EWHERE IS D JOKE?%5E_%5E.gif[/img] |
Re: Underwear! by Nobody: 3:46pm On Jan 20, 2012 |
Re: Underwear! by ekeroyal(m): 3:56pm On Jan 20, 2012 |
just passing, ,my dear as I was saying people who always talk about underwear are serious threat to the society. Beware!! |
Re: Underwear! by Nobody: 4:01pm On Jan 20, 2012 |
r u ok? |
Re: Underwear! by Nobody: 12:43pm On Jan 21, 2012 |
The Perfect Car A lady walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns back, there standing next to her, is a salesman. "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" He answers, "Madame, if you farted just touching it, you are going to shit when you hear the price." |
Re: Underwear! by bunmioguns(m): 12:56pm On Jan 21, 2012 |
Ur jokes are too old, i can provide u wiv some sites dt u can copy jokes very well |
Re: Underwear! by Nobody: 1:36pm On Jan 21, 2012 |
^^^ i laff u in nairaland! |
Re: Underwear! by olawalebabs(m): 2:48pm On Jan 21, 2012 |
Bunmi, when will you start thinking? |
Re: Underwear! by jbblues24(m): 8:43pm On May 31, 2019 |
Everything feels nice. |
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