HOW I LEARN TO
MIND MY OWN BUSINESS,
I was walking past the Mental hospital the
other day and all the patients
were outside on the lawn
shouting 13, 13, 13, The fence was too high to see over but I
saw a little hole in the planks so I
looked through to see what was
going on, some dummy poked me
in the eye with a stick!!! THEN
THEY ALL STARTED SHOUTING 14, 14, 14,

:-P :-P :-D

I luv dis joke. I must confess i lol(ed)

otooro, u v done well 4 pasting my work, but just acknowledge me. . .

bin gbagbo , founder(PROJAN)

^
lol,
Otooro na copy copy right 4rm small. Shun!

Pregnant with my child

An 85-year old man is having his annual checkup. The Doctor asks him how he is feeling.

"I've got an eighteen-year old bride who's pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

The Doctor considers this for a moment, and then says, "Well, let me tell you a story. I know of a guy who's an avid hunter. He never misses a season.

But one day he's in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun.

So he's walking in the woods near a creek and suddenly spots a beaver in some brush in front of him! He raises up his umbrella, points it at the beaver and squeezed the handle. BAM !

The beaver drops dead in front of him.

"That's impossible!", says the old man in disbelief, "Someone else must have shot that beaver."

The Doctor says, "My point exactly."  

DONkollione:

I luv dis joke. I must confess i lol(ed)

wats with the 'ed'

bin gbagbo:

otooro, u v done well 4 pasting my work, but just acknowledge me. . .

bin gbagbo , founder(PROJAN)

*takes a bow* yes boss!

DONkollione:

^
lol,
DONko-wateva na copy copy right 4rm small. Shun!

Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, “I slept with your mother!” The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells, “I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!”

The other says, “Go home dad you’re drunk.”




I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.
Not screaming in terror like his passengers.