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Marriage Before And After by tessybaby(f): 1:45pm On Oct 10, 2007
MARRIAGE BEFORE AND AFTER


This is before the Marriage

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Dearrr!!!

Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom to top!!!!
Re: Marriage Before And After by jennie1(f): 2:04pm On Oct 10, 2007
Men are generally crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Marriage Before And After by nawa1(m): 3:14pm On Oct 10, 2007
this one is good, very good cool
Re: Marriage Before And After by topeteadr(m): 4:14pm On Oct 10, 2007
C-r-a-c-k m-y r-i-b-s.
Re: Marriage Before And After by ultimos: 1:19am On Oct 11, 2007
aaaaaahhhhhhhhh YOU ARE A VERY MAD FELLOW cheesy did u write that 4rm experience grin
Re: Marriage Before And After by tessybaby(f): 9:30am On Oct 11, 2007
@ultimos
God Forbid
da should not happen to me or else, angry
Re: Marriage Before And After by Bosdem(f): 9:50am On Oct 11, 2007
Run for coverrrrrrrrrrr
Re: Marriage Before And After by uchetracy: 12:51pm On Oct 11, 2007
nice one grin
Re: Marriage Before And After by Nobody: 2:26pm On Oct 11, 2007
tessy one thing i like about you is that when u send any joke it is always toprated, this one got me rolling.
Re: Marriage Before And After by mellow(m): 2:33pm On Oct 11, 2007
When wil folks learn to stop generilizing?[/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000]
Re: Marriage Before And After by RichDad1(m): 5:12pm On Oct 11, 2007
mellow:

When wil folks learn to stop generilizing?[/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000]
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Re: Marriage Before And After by ituen(m): 11:09am On Oct 12, 2007
Well done poster
Re: Marriage Before And After by tessybaby(f): 8:10am On Oct 15, 2007
@mellow
I don't get u.
are u guilty of something or what?
Re: Marriage Before And After by topeteadr(m): 8:14am On Oct 15, 2007
The guy mah that girl.
Re: Marriage Before And After by stont101(m): 9:00am On Oct 15, 2007
that was nice
Re: Marriage Before And After by fesse(f): 10:55am On Oct 15, 2007
cracking off my ribs. this one na die.
Re: Marriage Before And After by clemcykul(f): 4:07pm On Oct 15, 2007
@fesse

after cracking ur poor ribs come to me i have some celotape i wouldnt mind sharing wid u grin grin grin grin
Re: Marriage Before And After by mimiko(f): 4:01am On Oct 16, 2007
then i can give u a lil massage grin grin grin grin
Re: Marriage Before And After by kronkykay(m): 4:22am On Oct 16, 2007
r-o-f
Re: Marriage Before And After by finekid(m): 4:25am On Oct 16, 2007
No one prays for the 'after'!
Nice one there grin
Re: Marriage Before And After by ratiken(m): 3:44pm On Oct 17, 2007
verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry gud one
Re: Marriage Before And After by rubie(f): 4:05pm On Oct 17, 2007
finekid:

No one prays for the 'after'!
Nice one there grin


Abi.
Re: Marriage Before And After by finekid(m): 8:28pm On Oct 17, 2007
Yes wo ma sista!
Re: Marriage Before And After by tessybaby(f): 4:05pm On Oct 19, 2007
SON: MUM TODAY UNCLE JUDE BOUGHT ICE CREAM AGAIN
MUM: DID YOU THANK HIM
SON: NO MUM
MUM: WHY NOT? I HAVE TOLD TO ALWAYS THANK PEOPLE WHO DO NICE THINGS TO YOU. LOOK EVEN THE BIBLE SAYS,
SON: BUT MUM EVERY TIME I TELL HIM THAK YOU HE SAYS "DON'T MENTION" THATS WHY I DID NOY MENTION THIS TIME

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