A Nigerian man living in Sweden decided to marry a Swedish lady in order to be legally certified via
resident status, but the lady was not aware of this. She felt he really loved her. Anyway, seeing that Nigerian
men had a bad rap in that particular part of Sweden, our chap decided to lie to the lady. He told her he was
from Uganda.
Upon marriage, the lady came home one day and informed our man that she had just met another Swedish
lady who had married a Ugandan and they must all have dinner together.
The Naija man was somewhat perplexed, although not perceptibly, and wondered how he'd get out of this
spot. He postponed and postponed until he could do so no more.
Finally, the day came when they were to have dinner. The other Swede came in with her Ugandan husband
and they all sat at the table. Our Naija chappie was very quiet. "My own don spoil today" was all he could
think.
The two Swedish ladies, wanting their husbands to mingle, being from the same homeland, asked them to
speak to each other. "Hey! It's not every day you meet people from home!" they admonished.
Our Naija man, being a man of great savvy, decided that he would just speak Yoruba, and the guy would
probably assume he was from some part of Uganda where they spoke a different language. So looking across
the table he said: "Egbon Eko ni mi se? Ni bo lo ti ja wa?" ("I'm a Lagos man. Where do you come from?"
The fellow looked up at our friend. His eyes lit up as he said: "Ah, bobo gan! Omo Eko le ni naa ke! Omo Eko
gan gan!" ("Hey buddy! I'm a Lagos child. A REAL Lagosian!"

is this an essay or what?

The joke is clear enough If you don't get it, it's not meant for you.

look at you!
You post essay as joke dey boast on top!
Mtchew

> @Olawale, dude 4get abt dat idiot dats hw he jump on ppl thread typinq dat rubbish, u know wat weneva he post dat, reply him, no na your big somethinq (V), Odemu. Lol wonder shall neva end in NL, Someppl are called 2be stupíd, No1mikuz.com/idiot.html.

Nigerians! SMH!

ernest,
you are nothing but a foolish i diot who does not know how to behave or type normally in an open forum!
You are simply less than stu pid,
non chalant im becile !
Deranged slowpoke !
That and so much more is what you are !
Ewu-Gambia !

[color=#000099][/color][img][/img]mehn wat da hell,is dis a joke or an essay

>>Mikuz, Bless you!!

3RNEST:

>>Mikuz, Bless you!!

oh, how sweet

3rnest, u must be a good guy!

>>Otooro!!What's dats suppose to mean?

3RNEST:

>>Otooro!!What's dats suppose to mean?

Ernest is my boy,
he knows it!

ernest is my boy's boy

he knows it

^
keep hallucinating!

Dry joke

@mikuz, don't you get! i can't even hallucinate you!

na nightmare na!  





@tosinville,

who u be?

Na question be dat?Mtcheew!

piss in tosinville's mouth

@MIKUZ who who r u in dis room
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is this joke not anoda recycle rubbish , .
ola pls stop churning old bull.s,hit as joke., it aint funny.

Ode, stop displaying your ignoranmus ablogotu

#THREAD BOMB!

Stale joke. It wasn't even funny 1st time i heard it.

booqee:

Stale joke. It wasn't even funny 1st time i heard it.

Booqie, when will you change

Belamadt or Belomad or what ever they call you, was i talking to you? Whats your own na? Dont ever type my name ever again in your life! Did you get that?
Nonsense!

@olawa
she just dey behave like small girl wey never see puberty before!
Mtchew!

mikuz:

@olawa
she just dey behave like small girl wey never see puberty before!
Mtchew!

hahahahaaaa, mikuz oooooooo

i'm sure u just outgrew ur puberty recently,
that's y its still so much on ur mind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Otooro,
seriously when you observe behaviours, you ought to say 'em exactly the way they are ;cos if you dont,then you are doing that observee no good!
Her street boys don dey toast her,dey press her ****** anyhow! So why she no go dey rap like that?

^^^

i'm sure u're one of those guys!