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My Bodygaurd by saucekid(m): 10:31am On Oct 12, 2007
to all my haters on this land

Re: My Bodygaurd by nawa1(m): 10:58am On Oct 12, 2007
so make we fear you angry if you try me i go bet you and your bodyguard black and blue angry
Re: My Bodygaurd by saucekid(m): 11:37am On Oct 12, 2007
@ na wa,

no be by to make mouth,come na

i hope say ur will don ready and make me beneficiary
Re: My Bodygaurd by kronkykay(m): 11:41am On Oct 12, 2007
that's just like a balloon boy,
just a needle prick and you are losing the muscles faster than an AIDS patient sheds weight.
Re: My Bodygaurd by ituen(m): 12:05pm On Oct 12, 2007
@saucekid

This is the first and last time u use my younger brother pose as bodyguard. Make my mama se this thread, she go sue u cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: My Bodygaurd by saucekid(m): 12:07pm On Oct 12, 2007
@ ituen,

shey na so,but i dey pay ur brother well
Re: My Bodygaurd by ituen(m): 12:22pm On Oct 12, 2007
No mind my bros. Na my footsteps im wan follow. So im go do Industrial attachment for Gym near my house. Check my profile to see my own pic
Re: My Bodygaurd by saucekid(m): 12:46pm On Oct 12, 2007
osanobua,

if na you be that for ur profile,my gran mama go like you well well oh grin grin
Re: My Bodygaurd by nawa1(m): 12:49pm On Oct 12, 2007
look here saucekid, if you are considering suicide, please look elsewhere, because i will not only enjoy bringing your suicidal dream to pass, but ensure it hurts and make an hour seems a month to you.

just as kronkykay had said, if i prick the left arm of your so called bodyguard, the below picture is what he will turn out to be.

Re: My Bodygaurd by saucekid(m): 12:55pm On Oct 12, 2007
@ na wa,

grin na ur obituary u want abi? come try me na
Re: My Bodygaurd by nawa1(m): 12:59pm On Oct 12, 2007
obi wetin? you want make i first unleash one of my dogs?
Re: My Bodygaurd by nawa1(m): 1:00pm On Oct 12, 2007
. . .osama go get him . . .go bit him. . deal we him. . .

Re: My Bodygaurd by saucekid(m): 1:01pm On Oct 12, 2007
unleash your dog make the two of una die na?

i beg,i dey beg you, come na.i think you wan try my bodygaurd
Re: My Bodygaurd by nawa1(m): 1:13pm On Oct 12, 2007
only bodyguard, what about your wife? i hear say the below picture na your wife. make all of una gather come make i show una pepper.

Re: My Bodygaurd by saucekid(m): 2:08pm On Oct 12, 2007
@ na wa,

she be ur sister ohhhhhhhhhhhh
Re: My Bodygaurd by ituen(m): 4:50pm On Oct 12, 2007
@na wa

I've told you to stop intimidating us. Now u bring out your wife in public. U wont embarass me at all
Re: My Bodygaurd by saucekid(m): 5:14pm On Oct 12, 2007
ituen:

@na wa

I've told you to stop intimidating us. Now u bring out your wife in public. You wont embarass me at all

well said jare
Re: My Bodygaurd by ituen(m): 5:32pm On Oct 12, 2007
@Na wa

U wont respect your 47yrs and tell ur wife to put on weight
Re: My Bodygaurd by saucekid(m): 5:54pm On Oct 12, 2007
@ ituen,

help me tell am again oooooooooo,i no come see the guy sef.he don take off becus he know say na him wifey be that
Re: My Bodygaurd by Carlosein(m): 6:21pm On Oct 12, 2007
nairaland people no go kill me with lafta grin grin grin grin
Re: My Bodygaurd by saucekid(m): 6:25pm On Oct 12, 2007
abeg no die yet, because you never laf finish
Re: My Bodygaurd by Carlosein(m): 6:27pm On Oct 12, 2007
ah u mean it?
Re: My Bodygaurd by saucekid(m): 6:33pm On Oct 12, 2007
yes na,
check out this thread dominating wife,best jokes by sam milla,ROFLMAO by migines
Re: My Bodygaurd by Carlosein(m): 6:39pm On Oct 12, 2007
okay now cool
Re: My Bodygaurd by mimiko(f): 4:04am On Oct 13, 2007
guys re going coocoo
Re: My Bodygaurd by saucekid(m): 11:42am On Oct 13, 2007
@ mimi,

you know i have alot of haters on this land------------so i gats protect na
Re: My Bodygaurd by ituen(m): 4:50pm On Oct 13, 2007
No allow my broda bodyguard any girl. Did he tell u his *ding dong* has six packs
Re: My Bodygaurd by saucekid(m): 5:20pm On Oct 13, 2007
na only me dey pay salary so he no fit protect any girl except me
Re: My Bodygaurd by kronkykay(m): 8:28pm On Oct 13, 2007
@saucekid

na so u think,

@ituen
--------i no go surprise say you brother been sign conditional contract with saucekid.

the ni66a can protect the highest bidder in cash or kind.
Re: My Bodygaurd by saucekid(m): 4:45pm On Oct 14, 2007
make u dey believe well well
Re: My Bodygaurd by tommyex(m): 11:20pm On Oct 14, 2007
una no well
Re: My Bodygaurd by topeteadr(m): 11:26pm On Oct 14, 2007
Those aren't bodyguard's those are killer's.

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