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Akpors And Father by mustspin: 9:06am On Jan 27, 2012
Akpors' father accompanied him
to his school end of the year
award party.
As they sat watching and amidst
great shouts and loud ovations,
the beneficiaries were called to
the podium for their award
presentation.
The following conversation
ensued:
Announcer: Best student in
sciences, the winner is Inem.
Father: (Applause and eyes Akpors
scornfully) see correct children!
Announcer: Best student in
commercial studies, the winner is
Ajoke.
Father: (Hisses and eyes Akpors)
see correct children.
Announcer: Best student in Arts
and the winner is Helen.
Father: (fuming with anger) See
correct children!!.
And so, all the awards were
presented without any going to
Akpors.
At the end of the event, they left
and went to the car park but as
his dad made to start the car, the
engine refused to respond.
He opened the bonnet and
touched a few things but all to no
avail.
Then they resorted to pushing
and just as they got to the exit of
the school the rickety car parked
up.
Exhausted and profusely
sweating, Akpors rested on the
gate just as his mates were
driving off with their parents in
Hummer jeep, Sequia, Infinity,
Escalade, Bentley, Lincoln Nav and
other exotic cars.
All of a sudden, Akpors burst into
laughter.
His puzzled father asked,'what's
so funny?'
Amidst teary eyes Akpors
responded 'SEE CORRECT
FATHERS!'.

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Re: Akpors And Father by Nobody: 10:07am On Jan 27, 2012
hahahahaaa grin grin grin grin

grade: A++

comment: best joke yet!

prize:
Re: Akpors And Father by mikuz(m): 10:09am On Jan 27, 2012
Great joke!
Re: Akpors And Father by mustspin: 10:18am On Jan 27, 2012
thanks dudes wink wink
Re: Akpors And Father by Tosinville(m): 10:32am On Jan 27, 2012
Superb
Re: Akpors And Father by bunmioguns(m): 11:52am On Jan 27, 2012
grin grin grin grin Grt Joke. . . .

though I have seen it before
Re: Akpors And Father by oderemo(m): 1:07pm On Jan 27, 2012
@mustspin, is it a must to spin old crappy joke.
grow up.
Re: Akpors And Father by Nobody: 1:20pm On Jan 27, 2012
JOKE GRADE: F








REMARK: Shame on you! COPY! COPY!! angry
Re: Akpors And Father by mustspin: 2:52pm On Jan 27, 2012
^^^^ bloody orangotan. rgds to the agama above you. grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Akpors And Father by Nobody: 3:02pm On Jan 27, 2012
@op. Nice joke. Funny too.

ODEremo u've come here wiv ur bad belle again?! Abeg hating no fit u joor. If it was studio who posted dis same joke, u'd have been laffing ur arssse off
Re: Akpors And Father by Nobody: 3:25pm On Jan 27, 2012
^^^ that makes him a concobility!!!!

cheesy
Re: Akpors And Father by bingbagbo(m): 5:48pm On Jan 27, 2012
JOKE GRADINGcheesy




REMARKS:U CAN DO BETTER lipsrsealed
Re: Akpors And Father by mikuz(m): 5:48pm On Jan 27, 2012
Otooro behave ya self na!
Re: Akpors And Father by Nobody: 5:57pm On Jan 27, 2012
^^^ shuuooo!!!!! shocked shocked shocked shocked

see wahala wear trouser!!!!!

wetin i do u for this thread na angry angry angry

i will sieze ur subsidised phone laptop ooooo!


grin grin grin
Re: Akpors And Father by MrResource(m): 6:22am On Jan 28, 2012
DONkollione:

JOKE GRADE: F








REMARK: Shame on you! COPY! COPY!! angry

Re: Akpors And Father by ekeroyal(m): 11:11am On Jan 28, 2012
nice one buddy
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Re: Akpors And Father by Daluuzor(m): 2:12am On Jan 29, 2012
mtcheeeeeew!!!!
JOKE GRADE: G




REMARKS: copied, must u b a copy cat?
See me at 2pm
Re: Akpors And Father by dani1luv: 7:27am On Jan 29, 2012
lol, me likey
Re: Akpors And Father by samifess(m): 8:07am On Sep 24, 2012
Nice one!! Even if is old joke!! You dat have new joke post your own let's see!! Keep it up man!!
Re: Akpors And Father by Nobody: 8:53am On Sep 24, 2012
samifess: Nice one!! Even if is old joke!! You dat have new joke post your own let's see!! Keep it up man!!
joke of since january?! Dude av u been sleeping?? undecided
Re: Akpors And Father by shakara4u(m): 8:59am On Sep 24, 2012
*yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn*

which kian long letter b this
Re: Akpors And Father by bunmioguns(m): 3:50pm On Sep 24, 2012
shakara4u: *yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn*

which kian long letter b this


cheesy grin grin grin
Re: Akpors And Father by samifess(m): 9:24am On Sep 25, 2012
Boogee-joke of since january?! Dude av u been sleeping??
Whaoo damsel,am still sleeping!! I can see u are just waking up!! Even d joke is not for dis year is very old one dat doesn't mean u shld open ur mouth to say everytin you see...hmmm. shocked grin shocked
Re: Akpors And Father by NEROSKY(m): 12:06am On Oct 24, 2012
Mr.Resource:



Re: Akpors And Father by uoiza(f): 7:29am On Mar 26, 2013
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Re: Akpors And Father by dejoca(f): 5:49pm On Jun 24, 2013
Correct Akpors

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