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Akpors And Father by mustspin: 9:06am On Jan 27, 2012 |
Akpors' father accompanied him to his school end of the year award party. As they sat watching and amidst great shouts and loud ovations, the beneficiaries were called to the podium for their award presentation. The following conversation ensued: Announcer: Best student in sciences, the winner is Inem. Father: (Applause and eyes Akpors scornfully) see correct children! Announcer: Best student in commercial studies, the winner is Ajoke. Father: (Hisses and eyes Akpors) see correct children. Announcer: Best student in Arts and the winner is Helen. Father: (fuming with anger) See correct children!!. And so, all the awards were presented without any going to Akpors. At the end of the event, they left and went to the car park but as his dad made to start the car, the engine refused to respond. He opened the bonnet and touched a few things but all to no avail. Then they resorted to pushing and just as they got to the exit of the school the rickety car parked up. Exhausted and profusely sweating, Akpors rested on the gate just as his mates were driving off with their parents in Hummer jeep, Sequia, Infinity, Escalade, Bentley, Lincoln Nav and other exotic cars. All of a sudden, Akpors burst into laughter. His puzzled father asked,'what's so funny?' Amidst teary eyes Akpors responded 'SEE CORRECT FATHERS!'. 1 Like |
Re: Akpors And Father by Nobody: 10:07am On Jan 27, 2012 |
hahahahaaa grade: A++ comment: best joke yet! prize: |
Re: Akpors And Father by mikuz(m): 10:09am On Jan 27, 2012 |
Great joke! |
Re: Akpors And Father by mustspin: 10:18am On Jan 27, 2012 |
thanks dudes |
Re: Akpors And Father by Tosinville(m): 10:32am On Jan 27, 2012 |
Superb |
Re: Akpors And Father by bunmioguns(m): 11:52am On Jan 27, 2012 |
Grt Joke. . . . |
Re: Akpors And Father by oderemo(m): 1:07pm On Jan 27, 2012 |
@mustspin, is it a must to spin old crappy joke. grow up. |
Re: Akpors And Father by Nobody: 1:20pm On Jan 27, 2012 |
JOKE GRADE: F REMARK: Shame on you! COPY! COPY!! |
Re: Akpors And Father by mustspin: 2:52pm On Jan 27, 2012 |
^^^^ bloody orangotan. rgds to the agama above you. |
Re: Akpors And Father by Nobody: 3:02pm On Jan 27, 2012 |
@op. Nice joke. Funny too. ODE |
Re: Akpors And Father by Nobody: 3:25pm On Jan 27, 2012 |
^^^ that makes him a concobility!!!! |
Re: Akpors And Father by bingbagbo(m): 5:48pm On Jan 27, 2012 |
JOKE GRADING REMARKS:U CAN DO BETTER |
Re: Akpors And Father by mikuz(m): 5:48pm On Jan 27, 2012 |
Otooro behave ya self na! |
Re: Akpors And Father by Nobody: 5:57pm On Jan 27, 2012 |
^^^ shuuooo!!!!! see wahala wear trouser!!!!! wetin i do u for this thread na i will sieze ur subsidised |
Re: Akpors And Father by MrResource(m): 6:22am On Jan 28, 2012 |
DONkollione: |
Re: Akpors And Father by ekeroyal(m): 11:11am On Jan 28, 2012 |
nice one buddy |
Re: Akpors And Father by Daluuzor(m): 2:12am On Jan 29, 2012 |
mtcheeeeeew!!!! JOKE GRADE: G REMARKS: copied, must u b a copy cat? See me at 2pm |
Re: Akpors And Father by dani1luv: 7:27am On Jan 29, 2012 |
lol, me likey |
Re: Akpors And Father by samifess(m): 8:07am On Sep 24, 2012 |
Nice one!! Even if is old joke!! You dat have new joke post your own let's see!! Keep it up man!! |
Re: Akpors And Father by Nobody: 8:53am On Sep 24, 2012 |
samifess: Nice one!! Even if is old joke!! You dat have new joke post your own let's see!! Keep it up man!!joke of since january?! Dude av u been sleeping?? |
Re: Akpors And Father by shakara4u(m): 8:59am On Sep 24, 2012 |
*yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn* which kian long letter b this |
Re: Akpors And Father by bunmioguns(m): 3:50pm On Sep 24, 2012 |
shakara4u: *yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn* |
Re: Akpors And Father by samifess(m): 9:24am On Sep 25, 2012 |
Boogee-joke of since january?! Dude av u been sleeping?? Whaoo damsel,am still sleeping!! I can see u are just waking up!! Even d joke is not for dis year is very old one dat doesn't mean u shld open ur mouth to say everytin you see...hmmm. |
Re: Akpors And Father by NEROSKY(m): 12:06am On Oct 24, 2012 |
Mr.Resource: |
Re: Akpors And Father by uoiza(f): 7:29am On Mar 26, 2013 |
Re: Akpors And Father by dejoca(f): 5:49pm On Jun 24, 2013 |
Correct Akpors |
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