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Hot! Fine Girls, Old Woman! by Nobody: 1:56pm On Jan 28, 2012
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish Transcorp Hilton building when a young, beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume.

She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, "Romance" by Ralph Lauren, N25,500 an ounce!"

Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying, "Chanel No. 5, N30,00, 0 an ounce!"

About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye, then bends over and pollutes and says, "Beans and egg - N150 a plate."

grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Hot! Fine Girls, Old Woman! by ekeroyal(m): 2:22pm On Jan 28, 2012
[img]http://www.freesmileys.org/custom/image/blush%5E_%5Earial%5E_%5E0%5E_%5E0%5E_%5Ewhere is the joke%5E_%5E.gif[/img]

Are you sure you're not the one?
Re: Hot! Fine Girls, Old Woman! by Nobody: 4:34pm On Jan 28, 2012
^^^ the topic read girls n woman!!!!

how can it be me wen i'm male?! undecided

laff to the joke b4 i slap u! angry angry angry angry
Re: Hot! Fine Girls, Old Woman! by bunmioguns(m): 4:50pm On Jan 28, 2012
Cld dis be Joke
Re: Hot! Fine Girls, Old Woman! by Nobody: 5:13pm On Jan 28, 2012
JOKE GRADE: F






REMARK: mtcheèeeeeeeeeew!!!!
Re: Hot! Fine Girls, Old Woman! by 3RNEST(m): 5:40pm On Jan 28, 2012
> Lol @Otooro abi na Ototo, na joke bi dis? "grin"
Re: Hot! Fine Girls, Old Woman! by Nobody: 9:19pm On Jan 28, 2012
Nice one!
Re: Hot! Fine Girls, Old Woman! by Nobody: 9:22pm On Jan 28, 2012
^^^ merci beaucoup! mon ami!
Re: Hot! Fine Girls, Old Woman! by ekeroyal(m): 10:18pm On Jan 28, 2012
grin now I laughed, what next?

You don't even know your gender grin

Remark: Try harder or get expelled.
Re: Hot! Fine Girls, Old Woman! by sutoboy(m): 10:38pm On Jan 28, 2012
booqee:

Nice one!


Donkollione beware, booqee is tripin for otooro now
Re: Hot! Fine Girls, Old Woman! by Yeske2(m): 11:03pm On Jan 28, 2012
Makes no sense I swear.
Re: Hot! Fine Girls, Old Woman! by sutoboy(m): 11:25pm On Jan 28, 2012
Yeske!:

Makes no sense I swear.

if u ur self get sens u no go swear for here!

Mumu oshi!i no go gree mak una dey abuse otooro oh!
Re: Hot! Fine Girls, Old Woman! by Nobody: 12:02pm On Jan 29, 2012
^^^ tnk u jare, sutopikin

na etisalad wey giv dem 15MB to browse i blame

cool
Re: Hot! Fine Girls, Old Woman! by Yeske2(m): 10:02pm On Jan 29, 2012
@sutoboy and otooro, if no be say na church wet I go today, I for swear say unable brokos go catch fire but make I leave una today. Over dry joke.
Re: Hot! Fine Girls, Old Woman! by Nobody: 11:33pm On Jan 29, 2012
^^^ is someone up there?! undecided

mstcheww
Re: Hot! Fine Girls, Old Woman! by 3RNEST(m): 5:32pm On Jan 30, 2012
>>@Yeske, i 2nd that, Over dry joke, lol na wa. grin
Re: Hot! Fine Girls, Old Woman! by Nobody: 5:44pm On Jan 30, 2012
boko 3rnest,

y u dey follow me frm thread to thread na?! angry

must u let everyone knw u are my aide?

ok, take a break, i'll call you wen i need u nxt!

*gives him N100 to buy kulikuli*

angry
Re: Hot! Fine Girls, Old Woman! by ekeroyal(m): 6:04pm On Jan 30, 2012


Otooro am enjoying your thread, anybody who's not enjoying it should kiss a python. tongue
Re: Hot! Fine Girls, Old Woman! by Nobody: 6:36pm On Jan 30, 2012


don't bribe me sweet words, ok?

angry

wink
Re: Hot! Fine Girls, Old Woman! by ekeroyal(m): 6:42pm On Jan 30, 2012
^^
bribe you with what? You better behave now that am in a good mood before I change my mood and pounce on you.
embarassed
Re: Hot! Fine Girls, Old Woman! by Nobody: 6:46pm On Jan 30, 2012
mstchewwww lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Hot! Fine Girls, Old Woman! by sutoboy(m): 10:48am On Feb 01, 2012
Yeske!:

@sutoboy and otooro, if no be say na church wet I go today, I for swear say unable brokos go catch fire but make I leave una today. Over dry joke.
3RNEST:

>>@Yeske, i 2nd that, Over dry joke, lol na wa. grin



great mumu pikin una no dey get respect for real joke na that copy and paste una dey love!shm

ekeroyal:



Otooro am enjoying your thread, anybody who's not enjoying it should kiss a python. tongue

wonder shal never end!you too dey love person thread?
Re: Hot! Fine Girls, Old Woman! by ekeroyal(m): 11:21am On Feb 01, 2012
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Re: Hot! Fine Girls, Old Woman! by sutoboy(m): 11:28am On Feb 01, 2012
ekeroyal:

[img]http://www.freesmileys.org/custom/image/pink%5E_%5Earial%5E_%5E0%5E_%5E0%5E_%5Eekeroyal  = dork%5E_%5E.gif[/img]




ekeroyal:

[img]http://www.freesmileys.org/custom/image/pink%5E_%5Earial%5E_%5E0%5E_%5E0%5E_%5Eekeroyal  = dork%5E_%5E.gif[/img]
Re: Hot! Fine Girls, Old Woman! by DAZZLINGM(f): 3:23pm On Feb 01, 2012
grin grin grin grin grin
nice joke.weldone!

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