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If It Were You, What Would You Do? -----> Read Me! by jackpot(f): 6:12am On Jan 29, 2012
Beloved Jokers, this is a true life story and it happened to me.

October 2010, we were scheduled to run 1500m Race as the Fitness test for recruitment into the Nigerian Road Safety.

I went to the venue(stadium), but I felt I needed something for the race---------> Glucose!

So, I went outside. I felt the choicest place I can get it is a Chemist Shop!

So, I saw one and entered inside.

Accidentally, the name "glucose" blanked my memories then so I was looking for a synonym.

So, i told the lady Chemist that I needed a "strength booster"

Lo and behold, she gave me Viagra!!! shocked

If it were you, what would you do? smiley
Re: If It Were You, What Would You Do? -----> Read Me! by dani1luv: 7:17am On Jan 29, 2012
whats viagra?
Re: If It Were You, What Would You Do? -----> Read Me! by Dabss(m): 9:04am On Jan 29, 2012
dani1luv:

whats viagra?
a new type of steroid for weightlifters
Re: If It Were You, What Would You Do? -----> Read Me! by mcnepow(m): 12:29pm On Jan 29, 2012
lol.,. Viagra as a strength booster?? Na wa ooo, u asked 4 it sha.
Re: If It Were You, What Would You Do? -----> Read Me! by lilkech(m): 2:49pm On Jan 29, 2012
IF I WERE YOU I WOULD HAVE COLLECTED AND SAID FOR THE VIAGRA SINCE AND EVEN YOU THE MARATHON SELF


* when i for don use d viagra get extra leg ? Why i no go win the race *
Re: If It Were You, What Would You Do? -----> Read Me! by Nobody: 2:55pm On Jan 29, 2012
JOKE GRADE: F









REMARK: Shame on you! Olodo! angry angry
Re: If It Were You, What Would You Do? -----> Read Me! by jackpot(f): 5:13pm On Jan 29, 2012
lilkech:

IF I WERE YOU I WOULD HAVE COLLECTED AND PAID FOR THE VIAGRA SINCE AND EVEN YOU THE MARATHON SELF
[color=#990000]i knew if I had taken it, my Young Moses would be at full mast through out the race.

But would it have propelled me to run faster?

* when i for don use d viagra get extra leg ? Why i no go win the race *
badt boy. . .

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