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Conversations Between A Teacher And His Students by desgiezd(m): 10:12am On Oct 16, 2007 |
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?" LOUIS : Because George still had the axe in his hand. ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _ TEACHER : Clyde , your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!; ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _ TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD : A teacher. ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _ TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank? FRANK : Because of the sign. TEACHER : What sign? FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _ TEACHER : John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables! ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _ TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD : H I J K L M N O!! TEACHER : What are you talking about? DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O! ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _ TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE : Me! ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _ TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty? GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _ TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE? TINO : Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time." ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _ 1 Like |
Re: Conversations Between A Teacher And His Students by Migines(m): 10:36am On Oct 16, 2007 |
Now I can resite dis collection off hand. |
Re: Conversations Between A Teacher And His Students by kronkykay(m): 11:24am On Oct 16, 2007 |
nice |
Re: Conversations Between A Teacher And His Students by Nobody: 11:55pm On Nov 09, 2007 |
really funny!! |
Re: Conversations Between A Teacher And His Students by hstar: 6:28pm On May 30, 2021 |
Good |
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