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Death, Or Pungee. by dm(m): 10:54pm On Mar 17, 2006
Two explorers walking through a jungle stumble
upon a tribe of savages, who promptly tie the two
explorers up and take them to the chief of the
tribe. The chief presents them with two options:
death, or pungee.

The first explorer thinks to himself "Well,
anything's gotta be better than dying", so he
chooses pungee.

The chief then throws his hands up in the air
and yells "pungee".

Suddenly the whole tribe (a few hundred of'em)
rip off their loin clothes and all begin savagely
fucking the explorer up the ass. Some of the
savages take sharp sticks and shove them up the
explorers ass. The raping goes on for hours, and
when it finally ends, the explorer is left
quivering on the ground in a pool of his own
blood, yet still alive.

The other explorer, who had been watched in
horror the whole time says "Holy shit, I'll take
death"

"Very well then" the chief replies, "death,
by PUNGEE!!!
Re: Death, Or Pungee. by Free(f): 11:43pm On Mar 17, 2006
hahaha smiley
Re: Death, Or Pungee. by Skintite(f): 11:21am On Mar 18, 2006
ohhhhh gosh, that is cruel sad

Funny thou, grin
Re: Death, Or Pungee. by spikelord(m): 11:24pm On Mar 18, 2006
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Death, Or Pungee. by dabby(f): 4:34pm On Oct 20, 2006
oh gosh.
that was really funny.

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