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If U Dont Laff I Will Flog U! Mtcheeeew! by Nobody: 9:43pm On Feb 07, 2012 |
I was filled with sorrow after recieving a sack letter at my work place in london 4 reasons i dont know . So i left my office disappointed 4 home in my car, while driving i was lost in a maze of my own thought over d issue, then suddenly i started hearing sirens "win wor win wor" approaching me 4rm behind i didnt even check who it was i immediately cleared having in mind dat i must hv broken the traffic laws while i was thinking deep, behold as i turned to see who was coming with d heavy siren i fainted 3times. . . It was an "ICE CREAM VAN" |
Re: If U Dont Laff I Will Flog U! Mtcheeeew! by Homar(m): 9:46pm On Feb 07, 2012 |
U don dey kolo |
Re: If U Dont Laff I Will Flog U! Mtcheeeew! by Nobody: 9:58pm On Feb 07, 2012 |
^^ SMC! c = cane |
Re: If U Dont Laff I Will Flog U! Mtcheeeew! by bunmioguns(m): 10:38pm On Feb 07, 2012 |
SMD. . . am really dissappointed in u, u r hereby relieve of ur post as projan vice president, dont beg me |
Re: If U Dont Laff I Will Flog U! Mtcheeeew! by Nobody: 10:46pm On Feb 07, 2012 |
If i flog u now ur people go tag me dictator! be careful! |
Re: If U Dont Laff I Will Flog U! Mtcheeeew! by bingbagbo(m): 10:56pm On Feb 07, 2012 |
i am proud of you don! |
Re: If U Dont Laff I Will Flog U! Mtcheeeew! by Nobody: 11:43pm On Feb 07, 2012 |
Thanks my mentor! |
Re: If U Dont Laff I Will Flog U! Mtcheeeew! by bunmioguns(m): 11:48pm On Feb 07, 2012 |
bin gbagbo: DONkollione: mugu dey talk, mumu dey follow, wonder shall nvr end in dis nairaland Bin u r hereby impeached from Projan President with Immediate effect |
Re: If U Dont Laff I Will Flog U! Mtcheeeew! by Nobody: 11:50pm On Feb 07, 2012 |
U wanna walk d road of sutoboy? *rubbing pepper on my cane* |
Re: If U Dont Laff I Will Flog U! Mtcheeeew! by bunmioguns(m): 12:21am On Feb 08, 2012 |
Nw dt am d president. . . *clears throat*, i hereby order u to give Bin 24 lashes of dt cane, dis will serve as a lesson to u. . . . |
Re: If U Dont Laff I Will Flog U! Mtcheeeew! by Nobody: 12:31am On Feb 08, 2012 |
Dis is a replica of wat happened in d bible . I liv u in hands of bin gbagbo d supreme! *rubbing d cane with salt now* |
Re: If U Dont Laff I Will Flog U! Mtcheeeew! by bunmioguns(m): 12:34am On Feb 08, 2012 |
*performing some incantations*. . . . . . Oya, start using it to beat urself nw |
Re: If U Dont Laff I Will Flog U! Mtcheeeew! by Nobody: 12:45am On Feb 08, 2012 |
@bunmi . Just lyk dat? . *smc* (i will flog any soul wey no laff. Dare me* |
Re: If U Dont Laff I Will Flog U! Mtcheeeew! by Kinezeala(m): 1:08am On Feb 08, 2012 |
the three wise i diots. Smh |
Re: If U Dont Laff I Will Flog U! Mtcheeeew! by Nobody: 1:17am On Feb 08, 2012 |
*Flogs d above poster 7strokes on his back* mad vulture |
Re: If U Dont Laff I Will Flog U! Mtcheeeew! by Kinezeala(m): 8:19am On Feb 08, 2012 |
*nods the above poster and beats him to unconsiousness.* serves you right!! |
Re: If U Dont Laff I Will Flog U! Mtcheeeew! by sutoboy(m): 9:28am On Feb 08, 2012 |
coughing********* |
Re: If U Dont Laff I Will Flog U! Mtcheeeew! by Nobody: 10:00am On Feb 08, 2012 |
Mk una help me now. Was d joke not funny? una dey discourage me now. . . Okay i no go flog again |
Re: If U Dont Laff I Will Flog U! Mtcheeeew! by sutoboy(m): 10:04am On Feb 08, 2012 |
scratching my head**** |
Re: If U Dont Laff I Will Flog U! Mtcheeeew! by Nobody: 10:43am On Feb 08, 2012 |
^^ kokonut head! Shift b4 i change my mind! |
Re: If U Dont Laff I Will Flog U! Mtcheeeew! by sutoboy(m): 10:55am On Feb 08, 2012 |
slowpoke like you dey talk |
Re: If U Dont Laff I Will Flog U! Mtcheeeew! by Nobody: 11:34am On Feb 08, 2012 |
[img]http://www.freesmileys.org/custom/image/cyan%5E_%5Earial%5E_%5E0%5E_%5E0%5E_%5EWhere's the joke!!!!%5E_%5E.gif[/img] |
Re: If U Dont Laff I Will Flog U! Mtcheeeew! by Nobody: 11:48am On Feb 08, 2012 |
Er. Otooro abeg i ño dey use html version. So i no dey see pic/smilèy. Com again pls. |
Re: If U Dont Laff I Will Flog U! Mtcheeeew! by Nobody: 4:40pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
i can see u browse with nokia 3310 or some kind of cafe running on windows 87 *feeling good right now* |
Re: If U Dont Laff I Will Flog U! Mtcheeeew! by Lucario007(m): 9:34pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
the joke made me smile, just smile but after the comments it makes me wonder, WHAT TYPE OF UTTERLY WORTHLESS HE-GOATS DO WE HAVE ON THIS SECTION? |
Re: If U Dont Laff I Will Flog U! Mtcheeeew! by Nobody: 10:17pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
^^@luc my broda i taya oo. E touch me 4 body i even cry. . . But why u no laff? *SMC* @otooro. . . Na wetin man get en go use now |
Re: If U Dont Laff I Will Flog U! Mtcheeeew! by sutoboy(m): 10:23pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
pass me mary jane abeg |
Re: If U Dont Laff I Will Flog U! Mtcheeeew! by Nobody: 1:35pm On Feb 09, 2012 |
^^ touch table FAST! *gives him twelve bitter strokes on his a$$* |
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