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If U Dont Laff I Will Flog U! Mtcheeeew! by Nobody: 9:43pm On Feb 07, 2012
I was filled with sorrow after recieving a sack letter at my work place in london 4 reasons i dont know embarassed embarassed . So i left my office disappointed 4 home in my car, while driving i was lost in a maze of my own thought over d issue, then suddenly i started hearing sirens "win wor win wor" approaching me 4rm behind i didnt even check who it was i immediately cleared having in mind dat i must hv broken the traffic laws while i was thinking deep, behold as i turned to see who was coming with d heavy siren i fainted 3times. . . It was an "ICE CREAM VAN" grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy
Re: If U Dont Laff I Will Flog U! Mtcheeeew! by Homar(m): 9:46pm On Feb 07, 2012
U don dey kolo
Re: If U Dont Laff I Will Flog U! Mtcheeeew! by Nobody: 9:58pm On Feb 07, 2012
^^



SMC! angry c = cane
Re: If U Dont Laff I Will Flog U! Mtcheeeew! by bunmioguns(m): 10:38pm On Feb 07, 2012
SMD. . . am really dissappointed in u, u r hereby relieve of ur post as projan vice president, dont beg me angry angry angry angry angry
Re: If U Dont Laff I Will Flog U! Mtcheeeew! by Nobody: 10:46pm On Feb 07, 2012
If i flog u now ur people go tag me dictator! angry be careful!
Re: If U Dont Laff I Will Flog U! Mtcheeeew! by bingbagbo(m): 10:56pm On Feb 07, 2012
i am proud of you don!
Re: If U Dont Laff I Will Flog U! Mtcheeeew! by Nobody: 11:43pm On Feb 07, 2012
Thanks my mentor! grin
Re: If U Dont Laff I Will Flog U! Mtcheeeew! by bunmioguns(m): 11:48pm On Feb 07, 2012
bin gbagbo:

i am proud of you don!
DONkollione:

Thanks my mentor! grin

grin grin grin grin grin grin mugu dey talk, mumu dey follow, wonder shall nvr end in dis nairaland grin grin grin grin grin grin


Bin u r hereby impeached from Projan President with Immediate effect
Re: If U Dont Laff I Will Flog U! Mtcheeeew! by Nobody: 11:50pm On Feb 07, 2012
U wanna walk d road of sutoboy?

*rubbing pepper on my cane* angry
Re: If U Dont Laff I Will Flog U! Mtcheeeew! by bunmioguns(m): 12:21am On Feb 08, 2012
Nw dt am d president. . . *clears throat*, i hereby order u to give Bin 24 lashes of dt cane, dis will serve as a lesson to u. . . .
Re: If U Dont Laff I Will Flog U! Mtcheeeew! by Nobody: 12:31am On Feb 08, 2012
Dis is a replica of wat happened in d bible cry . I liv u in hands of bin gbagbo d supreme!


*rubbing d cane with salt now* angry
Re: If U Dont Laff I Will Flog U! Mtcheeeew! by bunmioguns(m): 12:34am On Feb 08, 2012
*performing some incantations*. . . . . . Oya, start using it to beat urself nw
Re: If U Dont Laff I Will Flog U! Mtcheeeew! by Nobody: 12:45am On Feb 08, 2012
@bunmi grin grin . Just lyk dat? grin grin .

*smc* angry (i will flog any soul wey no laff. Dare me* angry
Re: If U Dont Laff I Will Flog U! Mtcheeeew! by Kinezeala(m): 1:08am On Feb 08, 2012
the three wise i diots.
Smh
Re: If U Dont Laff I Will Flog U! Mtcheeeew! by Nobody: 1:17am On Feb 08, 2012
*Flogs d above poster 7strokes on his back* angry angry




mad vulture angry
Re: If U Dont Laff I Will Flog U! Mtcheeeew! by Kinezeala(m): 8:19am On Feb 08, 2012
*nods the above poster and beats him to unconsiousness.*
serves you right!!
Re: If U Dont Laff I Will Flog U! Mtcheeeew! by sutoboy(m): 9:28am On Feb 08, 2012
coughing*********
Re: If U Dont Laff I Will Flog U! Mtcheeeew! by Nobody: 10:00am On Feb 08, 2012
Mk una help me now. Was d joke not funny? embarassed embarassed una dey discourage me now. cry cry . . Okay i no go flog again cheesy
Re: If U Dont Laff I Will Flog U! Mtcheeeew! by sutoboy(m): 10:04am On Feb 08, 2012
scratching my head****
Re: If U Dont Laff I Will Flog U! Mtcheeeew! by Nobody: 10:43am On Feb 08, 2012
^^

kokonut head! Shift b4 i change my mind!
Re: If U Dont Laff I Will Flog U! Mtcheeeew! by sutoboy(m): 10:55am On Feb 08, 2012
slowpoke like you dey talk
Re: If U Dont Laff I Will Flog U! Mtcheeeew! by Nobody: 11:34am On Feb 08, 2012
[img]http://www.freesmileys.org/custom/image/cyan%5E_%5Earial%5E_%5E0%5E_%5E0%5E_%5EWhere's the joke!!!!%5E_%5E.gif[/img]
Re: If U Dont Laff I Will Flog U! Mtcheeeew! by Nobody: 11:48am On Feb 08, 2012
Er. Otooro abeg i ño dey use html version. So i no dey see pic/smilèy. Com again pls. cheesy
Re: If U Dont Laff I Will Flog U! Mtcheeeew! by Nobody: 4:40pm On Feb 08, 2012
i can see u browse with nokia 3310 angry

or some kind of cafe running on windows 87 angry

*feeling good right now* grin grin grin
Re: If U Dont Laff I Will Flog U! Mtcheeeew! by Lucario007(m): 9:34pm On Feb 08, 2012
the joke made me smile, just smile but after the comments it makes me wonder,
WHAT TYPE OF UTTERLY WORTHLESS HE-GOATS DO WE HAVE ON THIS SECTION?
Re: If U Dont Laff I Will Flog U! Mtcheeeew! by Nobody: 10:17pm On Feb 08, 2012
^^@luc


my broda i taya oo. E touch me 4 body i even cry. . .



But why u no laff? angry *SMC*


@otooro. . . Na wetin man get en go use now embarassed
Re: If U Dont Laff I Will Flog U! Mtcheeeew! by sutoboy(m): 10:23pm On Feb 08, 2012
pass me mary jane abeg
Re: If U Dont Laff I Will Flog U! Mtcheeeew! by Nobody: 1:35pm On Feb 09, 2012
^^

touch table FAST! angry angry


*gives him twelve bitter strokes on his a$$* angry angry angry

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