A wife was makind breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddendly her husband burst into the kitchen, careful! he said, CAREFUL! put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You are cooking them too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURM THEM NOW! we need more butter, Oh my GOD!, where are u going to get more butter? they are going to stick! careful, CAREFUL! I said careful, u never listen to me when you are cooking! NEVER! Turn them! Hurry up! Are u crazy? Have u lost ur mind? dont forget to salt them. you know u have always forget to salt them. use the salt! USE THE SALT! THE SALT!

The wife stared at him. "What is the world wrong with u? u think i dont know how to fry a couple of eggs?

The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show u what it feels like when am driving and u are assisting!

"assist"

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hehehe nice nice

This is nice

That's a good one! _{I'm aware of how some women dish out driving instructions while their spouses are on the wheels}