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| Re: A Kid Was Crying Outside His House. by joerux60: 11:44am On Feb 10, 2012 |
thanx brother. do i get some $ for it? here is one for you: One couple is discussing about their past, present and future. The husband asks his wife: “If I die, with whom you will stay?” Wife replied with sad mood: “With my sister”. Then Wife also asked to Husband: “With whom you will stay if I died?” Husband replied: “I will stay with your sister too.” |
| Re: A Kid Was Crying Outside His House. by Nobody: 11:59am On Feb 10, 2012 |
^^^ badt guy, i hope u're not the man!  |
| Re: A Kid Was Crying Outside His House. by joerux60: 12:24pm On Feb 10, 2012 |
nope, how about this one : Grandpa John was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared. "Gentlemen, I will tell you the secret of my success," he cackled. "I have been in the open air day after day for some 75 years now." The celebrants were impressed and asked how he managed to keep up his rigorous fitness regime. "Well, you see my wife and I were married 75 years ago. On our wedding night, we made a solemn pledge. Whenever we had a fight, the one who was proved wrong would go outside and take a walk." |
| Re: A Kid Was Crying Outside His House. by korneliuz(m): 12:36pm On Feb 10, 2012 |
 th[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]this happened on the street of lagos, in a moving bus, conductor; oga wey ur money? passenger; i be staff after collecting fare from other passengers, the conductor returned to the man, bros; wey ur money? passenger; i say i be staff conductor;(now in a violent tone) which kind staff be that, u be police? passenger; no the conductor reeled out all other military agencies he knew, still no conductor;i go embarass u for here if u know pay my money passenger; i go blow the bomb here if u no free me |
| Re: A Kid Was Crying Outside His House. by joerux60: 12:59pm On Feb 10, 2012 |
Polish Divorce A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce could depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: "Have you any grounds"? "Yes, an acre and half and nice little home". "No, I meant what is the foundation of this case"? It's made of concrete "I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge"? "No, we have carport, and not need one". I mean, what are your relations like? "All my relations still in Poland". "Is there any infidelity in your marriage"? "We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player". "Does your wife beat you up"? "No, I always up before her". "Is your wife a nagger"? "No, she white". "Why do you want this divorce"? "She going to kill me". "What makes you think that"? "I got proof". "What kind of proof"? "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: "Polish Remover" 1 Like |
| Re: A Kid Was Crying Outside His House. by jbblues24(m): 8:31pm On May 31, 2019 |
You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub Look mami I got the X if you into taking drugs I'm into having sex, I ain't into makin love So come give me a hug if you into getting rubbed.  |
| Re: A Kid Was Crying Outside His House. by Ronn1991(f): 8:02am On Jul 11, 2019 |
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