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Why Are Women Like Telephones?? by Free(f): 6:16pm On Mar 19, 2006
Women are like telephones , They love to be held. They
love to be talked to. But, if you press the wrong button,
you're DISCONNECTED.



cheesy
Re: Why Are Women Like Telephones?? by TYPOP(m): 7:11pm On Mar 19, 2006
Have you disconnected someone of late?
Re: Why Are Women Like Telephones?? by spikelord(m): 1:57am On Mar 20, 2006
I wonder oh!
Re: Why Are Women Like Telephones?? by loriann(f): 4:48pm On Mar 21, 2006
i need to disconnect soon
Re: Why Are Women Like Telephones?? by Free(f): 7:01pm On Mar 21, 2006
lol better soon than later cheesy
Re: Why Are Women Like Telephones?? by micklplus(m): 8:49am On Mar 22, 2006
shey?
cheers cheesy
Re: Why Are Women Like Telephones?? by karlken(m): 1:15pm On Jun 19, 2007
They love to be spent on.Hold a woman,talk to her without spending.She wl disconnect immediately!
Re: Why Are Women Like Telephones?? by deyour(f): 3:05pm On Jun 19, 2007
karl ken:

They love to be spent on.Hold a woman,talk to her without spending.She wl disconnect immediately!
Dont you recharge your phone?
tongue wink
Re: Why Are Women Like Telephones?? by deekseen(m): 1:46pm On Jun 20, 2007
I recharge my phone, but my friends share it too. How about that

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Re: Why Are Women Like Telephones?? by busk: 2:39pm On Jun 20, 2007
Very dry joke undecided
Re: Why Are Women Like Telephones?? by Esss(m): 3:53pm On Jun 23, 2007
Nice one,

Honey your access days to my network will soon expire, please recharge with an all in one card (credit card/cheque/cash), or change to contract (marriage),

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