Me: God, can I ask You a question?

God: Sure

Me: Promise You won't get mad
, ,
God: I promise

Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?

, God: What do u mean?

Me: Well, I woke up late

God: Yes

Me: My car took forever to start

God: Okay

Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait

God: Huummm

Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call

God: All right

Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?

God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that

Me (humbled): OH

GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.

Me: (ashamed)

God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss church.

Me (embarrassed):Okay

God: Your phone went dead because the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.

Me (softly): I see God

God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to electrocute you, So I stopped it from coming on.

Me: I'm Sorry God

God: Don't be sorry, just learn to Trust Me, in All things , the Good & the bad.

Me: I will trust You.

God: And don't doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.

Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.

God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children,

have you finished?

wait and see!

madness come in all shapes and sizes.

Beautiful.
@poster this is good.

this should be in religions section.
Haba!
I wonder how some peeps can be so dumb.
Na God you dey use crack joke or what?
Smh

u need to ask for forgiveness sutoboy

beautiful write-up suto

buh, no really a joke sha *nicely*

beautiful write-up suto

buh, no really a joke sha *nicely*

and in your dream the op wrote that all by himself?
the joke is on you now. hahahhhhhahahhahhhhhahahhhhahhhhhahaahhahahahhahahahahahahahahah
next.

mstcheww

Swtchicgurl

yes sir

I just like putting my posts below yours!

heheheh dis guy don mad finish!

mikuz:

I just like putting my posts below yours!

oh, really? i'm flattened flattered!

you really have to be.

^^^ unto who u be?

dearie please dont get it twisted.

swtchicgurl:

oh, really? i'm flattened flattered!

You better be scared of that Mango, FYI he's a bush Mango with thorns.

Elegant work you have here.