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Trust God! by sutoboy(m): 10:07am On Feb 15, 2012 |
Me: God, can I ask You a question? God: Sure Me: Promise You won't get mad , , God: I promise Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today? , God: What do u mean? Me: Well, I woke up late God: Yes Me: My car took forever to start God: Okay Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait God: Huummm Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call God: All right Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that? God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that Me (humbled): OH GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road. Me: (ashamed) God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss church. Me (embarrassed):Okay God: Your phone went dead because the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered. Me (softly): I see God God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to electrocute you, So I stopped it from coming on. Me: I'm Sorry God God: Don't be sorry, just learn to Trust Me, in All things , the Good & the bad. Me: I will trust You. God: And don't doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan. Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today. God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children, |
Re: Trust God! by mikuz(m): 10:18am On Feb 15, 2012 |
have you finished? |
Re: Trust God! by sutoboy(m): 10:22am On Feb 15, 2012 |
wait and see! |
Re: Trust God! by mikuz(m): 10:32am On Feb 15, 2012 |
madness come in all shapes and sizes. |
Re: Trust God! by Agybabe(f): 10:37am On Feb 15, 2012 |
Beautiful. @poster this is good. |
Re: Trust God! by mikuz(m): 10:48am On Feb 15, 2012 |
this should be in religions section. Haba! I wonder how some peeps can be so dumb. Na God you dey use crack joke or what? Smh |
Re: Trust God! by bunmioguns(m): 10:54am On Feb 15, 2012 |
u need to ask for forgiveness sutoboy |
Re: Trust God! by swtchicgurl: 3:50pm On Feb 15, 2012 |
beautiful write-up suto buh, no really a joke sha *nicely* |
Re: Trust God! by oderemo(m): 3:59pm On Feb 15, 2012 |
and in your dream the op wrote that all by himself?beautiful write-up suto the joke is on you now. hahahhhhhahahhahhhhhahahhhhahhhhhahaahhahahahhahahahahahahahahah next. |
Re: Trust God! by swtchicgurl: 6:41pm On Feb 15, 2012 |
mstcheww |
Re: Trust God! by mikuz(m): 6:49pm On Feb 15, 2012 |
Swtchicgurl |
Re: Trust God! by swtchicgurl: 6:54pm On Feb 15, 2012 |
yes sir |
Re: Trust God! by mikuz(m): 8:43pm On Feb 15, 2012 |
I just like putting my posts below yours! |
Re: Trust God! by sutoboy(m): 11:38pm On Feb 15, 2012 |
heheheh dis guy don mad finish! |
Re: Trust God! by swtchicgurl: 1:55pm On Feb 16, 2012 |
mikuz: oh, really? i'm |
Re: Trust God! by mikuz(m): 2:51pm On Feb 16, 2012 |
you really have to be. |
Re: Trust God! by swtchicgurl: 8:02pm On Feb 16, 2012 |
^^^ unto who u be? |
Re: Trust God! by mikuz(m): 11:45pm On Feb 16, 2012 |
dearie please dont get it twisted. |
Re: Trust God! by ekeroyal(m): 4:37am On Feb 17, 2012 |
swtchicgurl: You better be scared of that Mango, FYI he's a bush Mango with thorns. |
Re: Trust God! by Nobody: 5:33pm On May 31, 2019 |
Elegant work you have here. |
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