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What Would You Suggest This Man Do? by switD: 1:10pm On Feb 18, 2012 |
A n 18 year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life. Additionally, If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach front villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?" At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand gently on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You'll sleep with her again, I don laffº°˚º≈mistakenly º°˚º≈Slap º˚≈my Father InLawº°˚ ˚°º≈=)) =)) =)), Mogbe!. |
Re: What Would You Suggest This Man Do? by ekeroyal(m): 2:09pm On Feb 18, 2012 |
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Re: What Would You Suggest This Man Do? by bunmioguns(m): 5:44pm On Feb 18, 2012 |
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Re: What Would You Suggest This Man Do? by Agybabe(f): 10:26pm On Feb 18, 2012 |
Lol |
Re: What Would You Suggest This Man Do? by lawrenzoo: 6:00pm On Feb 21, 2012 |
Extremely old. |
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