My name is Tony
and i've got the wit to make Money

My name is martlaw, and i aint an outlaw

my middle name is victoria. . . i am sexyria and victorius

ehhhmmm

my name is havanah, and i'm so cool

i have a banana, i'll make u drool

go nana
go nana
go nana

hehehehe this is so embaressing

Well, my name's Siena.

Siena went to Vienna, and when he came back, he bought a Sierra in Sienna Brown.

_{I hate Fords, and the Ford Sierra's no exception.}

u could form that on ur bed u know!!!

abohrandy:

u could form that on your bed u know!!!

You lost me there!

Unless you were referring to Havanah?

_{hehehehe na today some peeps go know sey flows dey blood.}

emmmmmm. . . . . . . .
My name is mrpataki. . . . . . . . . . . . .

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . I got the key. . . .

To make nairaland tick!

I set my rules and I ma[b]ke[/b] it stick

PS: If you are a chick, and you post after me, then you are freak!

Ma names  Tima.


Come ride in d Diva’s  Bimmer
Filled with Algerian  Dinars.


N if u hate Tima, pls down u must Simmer
Cus this Diva’s backhand  Trimmer
Slices down to size lik a Tornado light  Dimmer.


So relax n com hav  Dinner
In the luxurious Diva’s  Bimmer!!    _{Beat that if y'all can. Dreamers}

My name is mellow But I am not yellow

come feel the badlo or i'll beat you hollow

come pick up the pillow and stop chasing shadows

get the gist? i've the ticket to make you he! ho![/color][color=#990000][color=#990000][/color]

Ehh-- Mr.Mellow there is a Shadow on your Pillow about your feeling that is Badlo ??_{can u pls explain Badlo} so that yr sleep be not shallow

i dont know rymes but i try

my name is lydia, but there aint no lydia in india, so i can say i come from libia

Brownsilk,Lydia dear,
your rhyme i see here,
can tak u wayover there

U try jare am sis.

thanks diva naija
i guess ur rymes are finer
i only have to try a little harder
and then it will take me way over further

nice one guys  

hi mdsocks u are late
why dont u post a ryme to make us girate
i just came in myself though from golden gate
went to on a date with a friend called kate
i got there too early so i had to wait
she came later and we ordered what we ate
after that, imagine the rate
the rate of what we ate, i just could not estimate
i was ready to interrogate the waiter when a magistrate came
and paid for us for a date with him in black pearl at eight

what do ya think

my name is sall[b]y[/b]
i've got an aunt[b]y[/b]
her name is shirle[b]y[/b]
she's crying sadl[b]y[/b]
all because she's hungr[b]y[/b]

hungry for food
or hungry for good
why cant she cook
it wouldnt take a wool

or u can employ to cook
cos my food can make u drool

Na me be infourmer
formerly known as informer
with enough info to make you foam

If you wana know more abeg ask jare!!!!

Some people have no shame whatsoever, que las ti ma,



@Pataki I will chop your dollar , Where have been hiding? I thought You and I were supposed to be an item

A rhyme 4 a  Name  so easy a Game . Just  Aim n Tame   wit words not Lame enough to Maim but endowed wit d fantasy of Fame so close n Same as yr Name .

So trip yr Name lik fine Dame to Fame  wit a Damn cool rhyme.

^{What u waiting 4}

Let me just set this thing straight
I'm geared to diss and to hate
My name's Somzay so please don't piss me off or I'll be at your gate
with knives and eight machetes
and eight of my strikes can deflate
your eight of nine lives that makes your state of mind to be labelled as LATE

Somze

That aint no Ryhme wit yr Name. 
Damn !! What a Shame.   

Although its spelt with an "E" its pronounced as somz[b]AY[/b]
It's best you let me just be, i don't want to pounce girl no way
My lines make you shiver like fever
you beta be a believer
read the letter diva
and walk away or you'd be a reciever

somze:

Although its spelt with an "E" its pronounced as somz[b]AY[/b]
It's best you let me just be, i don't want to pounce girl no way
My lines make you shiver like fever
you beta be a believer
read the letter diva
and walk away or you'd be a reciever

lol

Hey my name is TOMMY
i wish i could make all the girls Hot
bt since i cant i ll jusy try to make you feel sorry
for reading this,are u worried already?
dont worry u have nothing to fear nothing gory on this page
Ok i give up on trying to be Funny
i am sorry

Okey Dokey  ^{lets rock n roll}

Oh Somze, ^{Somz[b]ay[/b]}, u rap-line Stealer,    from Hither did u get this rap Snider ?? Masta Miser, can't u see my rhyming Radar Slider Slicer    yet yr rhymes r Neither Hither nor Thither ?? But Rather Smolder lik a Smothered Ceaser Rap    yet Wither I Wonder, Rap-line Stealer did u Ever covert Anothers rap-line……or was that from Jigga . . eh Somzay Master rhyme Stealer ??

Hey DIVA
did u have 2 CIPHER his rhymes dat way?cos i tot u were rapping like a NIGAR,who smokes lots of CIGARS,
Anyhow i jope he wont SHIVER with this post,Where have u been,u been lost like 4EVA??

Hey Tommy ma Nairaland Homey Honey   ,your Comly Rhyme's so lovely and comly  ^{bet all d babes r horney already}  
U nauty rhyming Genie  ^{Miz ya}

Ha DIVA
dnt make me head 2 swell till it snaps into Splinters,Hope no SCAR on my crown yet,
The River that flows wont be stop us.4real i aint a deciever.
do u drive a Car?Just asked cos i wana give u a sweet STICKER

diva plssssssss make one for me too . . i no no hw to do am plsssssss

Efuah
If she does it better than me i ll SUE her,
I wish i could CHEW HER and RESCUE HER al2geda.
Ur name is kinda hard 2 rhyme,so i ll jus sit back and CONSIDER