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| Campus Gurlz {season 1} by Nobody: 5:37pm On Feb 22, 2012 |
1) UNILAG Girls – Just Take them 2 a Sharwarma Restaurant and Get them drink, Sometimes Water sef, and Promise them Movida 4 Nite. Finish! dere pants r down. . . . SMH  2)BABCOCK Girls – They got Little Class, Just take em to Club, and a bottle of Moet or Nuvo, Finish! U own their Body (I must warn,they wudnt get down wiv u if u are from the same school).  3)COVENANT Girls – SMH Any BB excluding Curve 1 gives u a Pass to there. . . buh when u are phucking them, do not have a winners sticker in the room let alone papa's picture. . .U're finish be that!  4) OSU Girls – YEPPA! Just show them Lappy and Connection, As a Yahoo Boy. Walai Dem Go Nack Apako comot Ur Body. . .even if u never hammer. . .they'd phuck you till u do  5) LEAD CITY Girls – “Tualey” I no go Lie My Guy U Must get Bad Machine O. Those Leadcity Girls are hot buh u gota need a good ride and cash ;dey r expensv mehn  6) Bells and Caleb Girls – LOL Just a Bump Shot and Tank Top, kan Promise them Rehab and Chinese Restaurant.before the date U Promise d Parol, U just Dey nack Apako dey Go. If d Date reach, Postpone am Again take renew D contract…. LOL. 7)UNAAB gals. . . .One ride would do,if u club and yet your GP is above 2.5,you can even date friends sef. . . .buh be warned, they love to read even when Being Intimate or on a date and one more thing. .do not mess with them, they all have licences to carry a cutlass  8]LASU gals, if you have one or more okada,keke marwa or danfoo chei, they'd camp at ur house provided u have a DVD player and you have season films,they'd cook and clean the house too buh if u bleep them up,they know all the touts in mushin. . .na die! 9)UNAD Gals would phuck u so u cud say yes and date them due to the ratio of gals to guys,if you now have a car, you'd probably do sex audition self. . . . . . .yet dem dey go church? !!!10) UNIOSUN Gals are as cheap as takn dem to an amala joint dts all u need to get down; more details abt oda schs so jst chill 4 urs 2 come. . . .  |
| Re: Campus Gurlz {season 1} by swtchicgurl: 6:12pm On Feb 22, 2012 |
what's all this u're writing? why do u have to drop a copy of your Phd thesis on sex education here? are we your project coordinator or proof reader? mtcheww! besides, where's the joke! |
| Re: Campus Gurlz {season 1} by Lucario007(m): 7:39pm On Feb 22, 2012 |
For once i agree with swtchicgurl, this sucked. |
| Re: Campus Gurlz {season 1} by Homar(m): 7:46pm On Feb 22, 2012 |
@switchgirl what the hell do you know about what guapo is talking about when you are a lesbiann so Bleep off this thread eeeehh guapo loved d joke too funny die. |
| Re: Campus Gurlz {season 1} by Lucario007(m): 7:48pm On Feb 22, 2012 |
^^^ SMH rantings of a deprived megalomainiac. Go watch some porn to cool you off. |
| Re: Campus Gurlz {season 1} by Nobody: 11:55pm On Feb 22, 2012 |
@op. Lmao! |
| Re: Campus Gurlz {season 1} by mikuz(m): 9:01am On Feb 23, 2012 |
Booqee |
| Re: Campus Gurlz {season 1} by Nobody: 2:58pm On Feb 23, 2012 |
swtchicgurl: Cant Recall the last time i Slapped a Lesbiann! Homar: Thankz Hommie |
| Re: Campus Gurlz {season 1} by Nobody: 3:09pm On Feb 23, 2012 |
El Guapo:Me nko? U no go thank me ni  ?? |
| Re: Campus Gurlz {season 1} by Nobody: 3:10pm On Feb 23, 2012 |
Mikuz |
| Re: Campus Gurlz {season 1} by swtchicgurl: 4:07pm On Feb 23, 2012 |
Homar: Homar, i heard you went to examine ur head and they found nothing there! Pathetic! |
| Re: Campus Gurlz {season 1} by mikuz(m): 5:15pm On Feb 23, 2012 |
Booqee i like your Ghana weaving. |
| Re: Campus Gurlz {season 1} by Nobody: 1:05pm On Feb 24, 2012 |
booqee: Not to Worry Love -- we go settle Our Own for Backyard Today jxt around 9pm {No Wear P[b]a[/b]nt ooo -- I tire to dey pull Out that Water[b]p[/b]roof}  mikuz: The Gurl Set no be Small -- She Even follow me dey do my Peace Sign -- I Think i am begining to fall in Rove wiV Her |
| Re: Campus Gurlz {season 1} by authecosta911(m): 3:10pm On May 28, 2013 |
@op 9c jab u did right here. |
| Re: Campus Gurlz {season 1} by mzzqueen: 3:03am On May 29, 2013 |
[b][/b][color=#990000][/color]really sucks really sucks |
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