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Question! by MrCork17: 3:39pm On Feb 24, 2012 |
do they have Microwave in Nigeria OR have u people heard of it? Well we planin to bring food from London and am worried: How/Where will I warm my food?? I do not trust the **stove** they use nor do I trust **Firewood they rely on**. . please advise & please be nice. . cheers! |
Re: Question! by Dyt(f): 3:41pm On Feb 24, 2012 |
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Re: Question! by Beync(f): 3:43pm On Feb 24, 2012 |
I hav 3corks and they eats raw rice |
Re: Question! by BasseyJ(m): 3:47pm On Feb 24, 2012 |
All these your do they have this and that in Nigeria, na wa o, what'll be next? If we have fire in Naija?? As per your question, Yes i think we have microwaves down here but to be one the safe side, bring every thing you'll use when you finally get to coming, even electricity and some air |
Re: Question! by Tosinville(m): 3:53pm On Feb 24, 2012 |
This man is a dunderhead. |
Re: Question! by MrCork17: 3:54pm On Feb 24, 2012 |
BasseyJ: thanks bro. Microwave uses electricity actually: u put your food in it and wait for 2 mins and MAGIC: your food is ready. ermm bro, u cant fry egg wit Microwave though! |
Re: Question! by MrCork17: 3:56pm On Feb 24, 2012 |
Tosinville: Tossinve. bro have u even seen a Microwave before? ther is no need for attitude |
Re: Question! by DeBlunt: 4:29pm On Feb 24, 2012 |
Just carry yours when going, it won't cost you much and remember to tell your people back home that it aint a telly, |
Re: Question! by Goldieluks: 4:50pm On Feb 24, 2012 |
De~Blunt: I hope he heeds your advise. |
Re: Question! by cynthiafred67(f): 4:55pm On Feb 24, 2012 |
BasseyJ: ^^ Best answer |
Re: Question! by ArQueBusieR(m): 5:35pm On Feb 24, 2012 |
What makes you think you'll make it to Nigeria? Well, the black box will come in handy as usual. |
Re: Question! by Vansnickers: 5:43pm On Feb 24, 2012 |
Re: Question! by MrCork17: 5:45pm On Feb 24, 2012 |
I suspect people in Nigeria would think its a black n white TV but still, Anyways, Am in NY right now & be comin to Nigeria soon |
Re: Question! by LaParisienne(f): 5:49pm On Feb 24, 2012 |
Corky, do you even know what a microwave oven looks like? Be serious now. No offence. |
Re: Question! by MrCork17: 6:07pm On Feb 24, 2012 |
La Parisienne: Lakusa. you cant even cook egg. You village sacomapy!!! |
Re: Question! by Scash(f): 6:20pm On Feb 24, 2012 |
Cork h.orny, please whats a microwave? Can u get me one when u're coming. . . . Make it a Kenwood |
Re: Question! by LaParisienne(f): 6:27pm On Feb 24, 2012 |
Mr, Cork: Corky you don't have an idea of the things I can cook, truss me. I can make a hotdog with your 2 inches manliness. No kidding |
Re: Question! by Ammyng(f): 6:34pm On Feb 24, 2012 |
Van snickers: |
Re: Question! by MrCork17: 6:37pm On Feb 24, 2012 |
Ammyng. madam is that you cookin rice? |
Re: Question! by Ammyng(f): 6:39pm On Feb 24, 2012 |
Yes, all for you baby Corky |
Re: Question! by MrCork17: 6:45pm On Feb 24, 2012 |
But dont houses have kitchen in Nigeria? you people normally cook outside? |
Re: Question! by Ammyng(f): 6:49pm On Feb 24, 2012 |
Even here in NY we cook outside and no microwave |
Re: Question! by 4teelaw(f): 7:19pm On Feb 24, 2012 |
what is microwave? is it a new fashion? and how do you use it to cook?i am sure it will be like magic here in nigeria we just put our food under the hot sun and it cooks automatically! i hope the microwave will cook faster. and does it use kerosene? because there is kerosene scarcity and it may not work. my landlord is a rich man and he uses charcoal to cook, i think that will make your food cook faster. please buy me slippers when you are coming back mr cork, the ground is too hot to walk on. yours sincerely, Kunta Kinte ASSWIPE! |
Re: Question! by Killz3(m): 7:27pm On Feb 24, 2012 |
what is microwave? is it a new fashion? |
Re: Question! by Nobody: 8:02pm On Feb 24, 2012 |
There is enough firewood in the bush so it won't be difficult for u |
Re: Question! by MrCork17: 8:23pm On Feb 24, 2012 |
4teelaw: Teeth. No oofeeinsese madam but I bet your real name is: kulikatu. so you one of those Lagos girls who wear slippers up & down? |
Re: Question! by zolzlolz(f): 8:38pm On Feb 24, 2012 |
So? A microwave is to a Nigerian what a dictionary is to Mr Kook |
Re: Question! by dealordea(m): 8:46pm On Feb 24, 2012 |
!!!! MR: COCK, You are the man. no forget, if you dey come, bring me aeroplane wey i go keep for my backyard |
Re: Question! by pendo89(f): 8:52pm On Feb 24, 2012 |
wish I was there to capture your landing . |
Re: Question! by 4teelaw(f): 8:54pm On Feb 24, 2012 |
Mr, Cork: mumu you no hear say i no even get slippers? |
Re: Question! by MrCork17: 9:00pm On Feb 24, 2012 |
microwave is now a big deal in Nigeria. . I bet they use it to make fufu (no oofeinsesese) |
Re: Question! by Tosinville(m): 9:05pm On Feb 24, 2012 |
^^This knucklehead always trying to be funny. |
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