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Smart 9ja Man by DereI(f): 8:04pm On Feb 29, 2012 |
A whiteman and a nigerian are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The whiteman is thinking that nigerian is so dumb that he could easily put one over on him easy. So the whiteman asks if the nigerian would like to play a fun game. The nigerian is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The whiteman persists, " This game is a lot of fun. I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5. You ask me one and if I don't know the answer, I pay you $500. This catches the nigeran's attention and to keep the whiteman quiet, agrees to play the game. The white asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The nigerian doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket pulls out a five- dollar bill, and hands it to the whiteman. Now, it's the nigerian's turn. He asks the whiteman, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?" The whiteman uses his laptop, searches all references. He uses the airphone, he searches the Net and even the Library of Congress. He sends e- mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After an hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the nigerian and hands him $500. The nigerian pockets the $500 and goes right back to sleep. The whiteman is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes up the nigerian and asks, "Well, what does go up a hill with three legs and come down with four?" The nigerian reaches in his pocket, hands the whiteman $5 and goes back to sleep, |
Re: Smart 9ja Man by realsammie(m): 9:05pm On Feb 29, 2012 |
miss watever u call urself, dis is an old joke. pls try do sometin new or beta still go watch super eagles |
Re: Smart 9ja Man by Killz3(m): 9:10pm On Feb 29, 2012 |
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