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Homar's Joke (part 2) by Homar(m): 9:28pm On Mar 01, 2012 |
Donkollione and sutoboy meets themselves at the pearly gates of heaven. When waiting on the que to enter the heaven don asks suto how he died and suto starts : i froze to death. Don asks him how he felt before dying and suto says first you get the chills and then you catch cold serious cold and then you start to shiver and then your heart starts giving out little by little and you then die off . And suto asks don how he died and don answers i died of a heart attack. Suto asks how he died of heart attack and don said i always know my wife was cheating on me and on this faithful afternoon i got d information that d guy whom my wife was cheating me with was at my house by my neigbour and i quickly rushed home with rage and on reaching home i saw my wife knitting sweater and i looked all over the house and i could not find him and as i went to collect water from my freezer but i had a heart attack and died on top of my freezer. And suto said what an irony {well if you had not died on top of your freezer i would have been able to get out of your freezer and would still be alive right now}. |
Re: Homar's Joke (part 2) by Homar(m): 8:06am On Mar 02, 2012 |
No comment on this joke. Well if i go back to critisize this section and post useless thread dont say ave started cause you guys caused it first. |
Re: Homar's Joke (part 2) by Kuulnomsy(m): 2:58pm On Mar 02, 2012 |
Nice joke |
Re: Homar's Joke (part 2) by Kuulnomsy(m): 2:58pm On Mar 02, 2012 |
Nice joke |
Re: Homar's Joke (part 2) by sutoboy(m): 1:34pm On Mar 03, 2012 |
madness dey worry u,tot we re friends now! 1 Like |
Re: Homar's Joke (part 2) by Lucario007(m): 1:36pm On Mar 03, 2012 |
funny |
Re: Homar's Joke (part 2) by bunmioguns(m): 2:17pm On Mar 03, 2012 |
d guy dey vex bcus dem no comment on top his thread. . . . . @ least he wld av been relieved nw. . . . . . . Stupid He Goat. . . . mtcheeew. . . . |
Re: Homar's Joke (part 2) by Lucario007(m): 3:02pm On Mar 03, 2012 |
Bunmi, who vex u 2day? is it ur vice? Hahahahahaha. *goes back to watching 2 Midgets* |
Re: Homar's Joke (part 2) by Homar(m): 6:19pm On Mar 05, 2012 |
Thanks guys for commenting . D more you guys comment on jokes the more u ginger d poster . |
Re: Homar's Joke (part 2) by Nobody: 8:42pm On Mar 05, 2012 |
Homar Na wa oh! Shey na comment u wan chop?? Anyway that was a funny joke! Nice one. |
Re: Homar's Joke (part 2) by swtchicgurl: 9:18pm On Mar 05, 2012 |
chai! another dry thread |
Re: Homar's Joke (part 2) by Lucario007(m): 10:37pm On Mar 05, 2012 |
this lesbian again? |
Re: Homar's Joke (part 2) by Homar(m): 8:06am On Mar 06, 2012 |
@Switchgurl if i start to call you les.bian you go begin d vex. @booqee keep of my thread . |
Re: Homar's Joke (part 2) by Nobody: 8:52am On Mar 06, 2012 |
Homar wetin i do nah?! |
Re: Homar's Joke (part 2) by Homar(m): 9:12am On Mar 06, 2012 |
@booqee so u want to know what u did . Well i will tell you . You turned down my boyfriend offer thats why . |
Re: Homar's Joke (part 2) by swtchicgurl: 12:53pm On Mar 06, 2012 |
smt |
Re: Homar's Joke (part 2) by sutoboy(m): 11:53pm On Mar 06, 2012 |
madness |
Re: Homar's Joke (part 2) by Homar(m): 6:47am On Mar 07, 2012 |
@Switcgurl if i see u in my thread again i go call anti lesbia.n mob for u . |
Re: Homar's Joke (part 2) by swtchicgurl: 8:19am On Mar 07, 2012 |
^^^^ he-cow! |
Re: Homar's Joke (part 2) by Homar(m): 8:34am On Mar 07, 2012 |
Lesbian.n Bitch |
Re: Homar's Joke (part 2) by Lucario007(m): 6:10pm On Mar 07, 2012 |
Ooh, this is getting interesting! |
Re: Homar's Joke (part 2) by Nobody: 6:15pm On Mar 07, 2012 |
*jus passing by* |
Re: Homar's Joke (part 2) by Homar(m): 7:47pm On Mar 07, 2012 |
Yes vicky just pass by. who dey beg u to drop comment.See this dry girl o . Abi u won follow switchgurl look for my trouble. If u find am u go run 4 ya life |
Re: Homar's Joke (part 2) by swtchicgurl: 7:57pm On Mar 07, 2012 |
mtchew |
Re: Homar's Joke (part 2) by Nobody: 8:03pm On Mar 07, 2012 |
jus passing by do ur worst Mr Man |
Re: Homar's Joke (part 2) by Homar(m): 7:31am On Mar 08, 2012 |
Not now miss lesbiaan . |
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