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The Silver Plate. by otajipopo: 10:30pm On Mar 06, 2012
A Mom visits her son for dinner who
lives with a girl roommate.
During the course of the meal, his
mother couldn't help but notice how
pretty his roommate was.
She had long been suspicious of a
relationship between the two, and this
had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while
watching the two interact, she started
to
wonder if there was more between him
and his
roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, his son
volunteered, “I know what you must
be thinking, but I assure you,we are
just roommates."
About a week later, his roommate
came to him saying,
“Ever since your mother came to
dinner, I've been unable to find the
silver plate. You don't suppose she
took it, do you?"
He said ,"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email
her, just to be sure."
He sat down and wrote :
Dear Mother:
I'm not saying that you ‘did' take the
silver plate from my house, I'm not
saying that
you ‘did not' take the silver plate But
the fact remains that it has been
missing ever since you were here for
dinner.
Love,
your son.
Several days later, he received an email
from his Mother which read:
Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you ‘do' sleep with
your roommate, and I'm not saying
that you ‘do not' sleep with her. But
the fact remains that if she was
sleeping in her OWN bed, she would
have found the silver plate by now,
under the pillow…
Love, Mom. ♥
Never assume that your Mum doesn't. know,
Re: The Silver Plate. by eldav(m): 10:44pm On Mar 06, 2012
Sharp momma.

Well done poster.
Re: The Silver Plate. by sutoboy(m): 11:36pm On Mar 06, 2012
Wagbayi omode yeeee!


u too much
Re: The Silver Plate. by otajipopo: 12:04pm On Mar 07, 2012
@ Eldav and Sutoboy, fenks

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