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Missing Laptop by bingbagbo(m): 1:32pm On Mar 07, 2012
Somebody stole my laptop yesterday when i was fast asleep.
the fellow also succeeded in shaving off my dreadlocks.
anybody with any knowledge concerning my missing laptop must please dial 08044183511467 cry cry

Re: Missing Laptop by eldav(m): 1:38pm On Mar 07, 2012
Hahahaha
Re: Missing Laptop by Nobody: 2:57pm On Mar 07, 2012
k
Re: Missing Laptop by bunmioguns(m): 5:00pm On Mar 07, 2012
am sure it must be vicky dt stole it
Re: Missing Laptop by Nobody: 5:30pm On Mar 07, 2012
Bin does this look like a laptop to u? undecided dis is a typewriter, the advanced ones. Which village are u from?
And besides where is the joke??
Re: Missing Laptop by Nobody: 5:31pm On Mar 07, 2012
bunmioguns:

am sure it must be vicky dt stole it

lol , u re not serious

is dis a laptop or typewriter

abi u ve nt seen a laptop b4 Mr poster and his friend bin
Re: Missing Laptop by bingbagbo(m): 11:47am On Mar 15, 2012
booqee: Bin does this look like a laptop to u? undecided dis is a typewriter, the advanced ones. Which village are u from?
And besides where is the joke??


booqee, what do you meaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!! angry

do you know how much i bought that damn laptop for shocked
Re: Missing Laptop by dani1luv: 11:50am On Mar 15, 2012
check booqee's pant
Re: Missing Laptop by mcnepow(m): 11:56am On Mar 15, 2012
dani1luv: check booqee's pant
That BIG tin inside her pant??
Is her dross that big?? shocked
Re: Missing Laptop by bingbagbo(m): 12:03pm On Mar 15, 2012
^^^

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Missing Laptop by dani1luv: 12:03pm On Mar 15, 2012
mcnepow:
That BIG tin inside her pant??
Is her dross that big?? shocked
it even swallowed my head when we were ***** grin grin grin u know nah grin grin
Re: Missing Laptop by mcnepow(m): 12:33pm On Mar 15, 2012
dani1luv:
it even swallowed my head when we were ***** grin grin grin u know nah grin grin
hahahahah! grin
Re: Missing Laptop by bingbagbo(m): 12:43pm On Mar 15, 2012
booqee is that trueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee cry cry cry cry
Re: Missing Laptop by dani1luv: 1:01pm On Mar 15, 2012
mcnepow:
hahahahah! grin
oboi close you teeth, before ha thing go swallow am tongue grin
Re: Missing Laptop by bunmioguns(m): 1:05pm On Mar 15, 2012
naughty Mode




SMH
Re: Missing Laptop by dani1luv: 1:05pm On Mar 15, 2012
bin gbagbo: booqee is that trueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee cry cry cry cry
ask mukina. .she was there grin grin
Re: Missing Laptop by dani1luv: 1:06pm On Mar 15, 2012
bunmioguns: naughty Mode




SMH
up chelseeaaaaa grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Missing Laptop by bingbagbo(m): 1:10pm On Mar 15, 2012
bunmi, looong time oooo, how far na grin
Re: Missing Laptop by mcnepow(m): 2:59pm On Mar 15, 2012
dani1luv:
oboi close you teeth, before ha thing go swallow am tongue grin
So e dey also swallow teeth?
M not surprised sha, teeth smal pass that 'laptop' na
Re: Missing Laptop by Nobody: 12:13am On Mar 16, 2012
dani1luv:
it even swallowed my head when we were ***** grin grin grin u know nah grin grin
walahi Ɣ☺ΰ‎​‎​ no funny! undecided :-/ mumu boy!
Re: Missing Laptop by Nobody: 12:18am On Mar 16, 2012
mcnepow:
hahahahah! grin
Ɣ☺ΰ‎​‎​ actually opened Ūя̲̅ brown teeth †☺ laughh??!! When ȋ̝̊ xpected U̶̲̥̅̊ †☺ come †☺ ‎​M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ defence! Mtchewww...... Rubbish boy!
Re: Missing Laptop by mcnepow(m): 12:24am On Mar 16, 2012
booqee: Ɣ☺ΰ‎​‎​ actually opened Ūя̲̅ brown teeth †☺ laughh??!! When ȋ̝̊ xpected U̶̲̥̅̊ †☺ come †☺ ‎​M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ defence! Mtchewww...... Rubbish boy!
M sory ma'am. .
Hope u nor go vex again?
Re: Missing Laptop by Nobody: 12:55am On Mar 16, 2012
bin gbagbo: booqee is that trueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee cry cry cry cry
ȋ̝̊ suppose †☺ slap Ɣ☺ΰ‎​‎​ fƠ̴̴̴̴͡я̲̅ that question! Mtchewwww......!

@macnepow. ȋ̝̊ still D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ vexx! angry

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Re: Missing Laptop by Homar(m): 6:46am On Mar 16, 2012
Booqee so your thing is that big o . I withdraw my boyfriendship request . I dont want to suffercate yet .
Re: Missing Laptop by dani1luv: 9:30am On Mar 16, 2012
booqee
Re: Missing Laptop by bunmioguns(m): 1:33pm On Mar 16, 2012
bin gbagbo: bunmi, looong time oooo, how far na grin


nt too phar jare, jst abt 20km,

how Donkoline
Re: Missing Laptop by bunmioguns(m): 1:36pm On Mar 16, 2012
dani1luv:
up chelseeaaaaa grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin


I don tell u, dis Weed una dey smoke no fit u at all
Re: Missing Laptop by bingbagbo(m): 9:33pm On Apr 20, 2012
dani1luv:
it even swallowed my head when we were ***** grin grin grin u know nah grin grin


for these comments u need to ban yourself! silly mad mod!
Re: Missing Laptop by Ruqaya(f): 5:33pm On Apr 23, 2012
Mtcheww
Re: Missing Laptop by hakunajay(m): 6:00pm On Apr 23, 2012
bin gbagbo: Somebody stole my laptop yesterday when i was fast asleep.
the fellow also succeeded in shaving off my dreadlocks.
anybody with any knowledge concerning my missing laptop must please dial 08044183511467 cry cry




You forgot to add that the thief also had your albino skin dyed...

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