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Made In Nigeria English by sutoboy(m): 3:44pm On Mar 07, 2012
*ABEG DRESS BACK
*If i hear pim, u go hear weeen
*Put d bread inside LYLON
*Pls help me SLOW that fan
*Have they BROUGHT lite?
*Oya come and be going
*See how her eye is 'entering' my food
*This FILM is SWEET
*The time have REACH
*Rain beat me reach ous
*if mummy come tell mummy we ve go
*i can hear d Odour
*why did U̶̲̥̅̊ march me
*Day ve break
*She has come?
Re: Made In Nigeria English by Nobody: 5:53pm On Mar 07, 2012
Chai! Npjc guys can copy and paste oh! I tot its only skales dat does dat. Here dis is the link, u copied eyezgals joke! undecided https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-886665.0.html
Re: Made In Nigeria English by Nobody: 5:56pm On Mar 07, 2012
ve seen dis b4

copycat undecided undecided tongue
Re: Made In Nigeria English by sutoboy(m): 10:46pm On Mar 07, 2012
na ma facebook i copy am oh!


so no offence!
Re: Made In Nigeria English by bunmioguns(m): 5:48am On Mar 08, 2012
@Sutoboy. . Ignore all haters. . .Nice One

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Re: Made In Nigeria English by mcnepow(m): 9:28am On Mar 08, 2012
MORE-
*I saw some people spray[/b]ing [b]money at the party

*I will tear u slap
Re: Made In Nigeria English by eldav(m): 9:36am On Mar 08, 2012
Uncle DO FOR ME christmas.
Re: Made In Nigeria English by badmrkt(m): 2:21pm On Mar 08, 2012
i will have go out but rain come fall
Re: Made In Nigeria English by ekeroyal(m): 3:37pm On Mar 08, 2012
@Suto, this's what we call Ninglish grin grin grin
Re: Made In Nigeria English by swtchicgurl: 4:58pm On Mar 08, 2012
i did not even chuckle, not to talk of laff
mtchew! lipsrsealed
Re: Made In Nigeria English by eldav(m): 5:13pm On Mar 08, 2012
And who gives a hoot
Re: Made In Nigeria English by ekeroyal(m): 5:38am On Mar 09, 2012
swtchicgurl (f)
inside mnepow's
boxers, heheheh


**u***u*

Being mad has never been easier. I feel for you because if you're taken to yaba left, no hope of coming out. Am sure sad
Re: Made In Nigeria English by swtchicgurl: 9:24am On Mar 09, 2012
^^^^ mind ur business! angry
Re: Made In Nigeria English by mcnepow(m): 11:44am On Mar 09, 2012
Sweerie, y is every1 hating??
Re: Made In Nigeria English by swtchicgurl: 12:25pm On Mar 09, 2012
i don't knw ooo!
is it my fault dat i'm beauriful undecided undecided undecided undecided
Re: Made In Nigeria English by mcnepow(m): 12:36pm On Mar 09, 2012
Uuhhh
muah muah muah!
Re: Made In Nigeria English by swtchicgurl: 12:46pm On Mar 09, 2012
^^^^ awwww! how sweet!
Re: Made In Nigeria English by Nobody: 2:30pm On Mar 09, 2012
sutoboy:

na ma facebook i copy am oh!


so no offence!


TRUE CONFESSION!!!!!! AFTER BEING CAUGHT BY DETECTIVE BOOQEE!



booqee:

Chai! Npjc guys can copy and paste oh! I tot its only skales dat does dat. Here dis is the link, u copied eyezgals joke! undecided https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-886665.0.html

APPREHENSION!!! shocked shocked shocked shocked

GUYS MAKE UNA PACKAGE OOOO, EKELEBE BOOQEE DEY HERE OOOOOO. (hiding under a pickup)
Re: Made In Nigeria English by Nobody: 2:58pm On Mar 09, 2012
^^ abeg u no funny joor! undecided
Re: Made In Nigeria English by badmrkt(m): 4:29pm On Mar 09, 2012
booqee:

^^ abeg u no funny joor! undecided
i can't be able to know what is strong with you this girl.
Re: Made In Nigeria English by Nobody: 4:51pm On Mar 09, 2012
badmrkt:

i can't be able to know what is strong with you this girl.
heyyyy! omg! shocked See another nigerian version of english! Badmrkt point of correction, it is "what is wrong with you" and not "what is strong with you!" grin
and don't even try to lie say u post am purposely in relating it to d topic. Bad english! grin grin grin grin
tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
Re: Made In Nigeria English by badmrkt(m): 4:59pm On Mar 09, 2012
booqee:

heyyyy! omg! shocked See another nigerian version of english! Badmrkt point of correction, it is "what is wrong with you" and not "what is strong with you!" grin
and don't even try to lie say u post am purposely in relating it to d topic. Bad english! grin grin grin grin
tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
tnx teacher.i'd screwed your head if you had not done justice to my comment.
there's something you ain't telling me.cus i've observed you trailing me everywhere i go.
Re: Made In Nigeria English by mcnepow(m): 5:29pm On Mar 09, 2012
badmrkt:

tnx teacher.i'd screwed your head if you had not done justice to my comment.
there's something you ain't telling me.cus i've observed you trailing stalking me everywhere i go.
so booqee don join them
wat are some ladies turning into?
Re: Made In Nigeria English by swtchicgurl: 6:40pm On Mar 09, 2012
i wonder ooo
Re: Made In Nigeria English by sutoboy(m): 10:47pm On Mar 09, 2012
oya e don do una!

oya booqee,swtchicgurl,badmrkt and MOGUL.O

both of you follow me!
Re: Made In Nigeria English by Nobody: 11:45pm On Mar 09, 2012
Sharraap dere all of you!! Mtcheww. . .! angry or u wan make i dey woz all of u slap one by one ni?! Rubbish!
Re: Made In Nigeria English by Agybabe(f): 12:23am On Mar 10, 2012
You too dey play play
Re: Made In Nigeria English by mcnepow(m): 12:29am On Mar 10, 2012
^Why u no wan sleep
Re: Made In Nigeria English by Agybabe(f): 12:45am On Mar 10, 2012
I lost my sleeping tablet. Shey you fit borrow me if you get, abi your own don finish?
Re: Made In Nigeria English by mcnepow(m): 12:56am On Mar 10, 2012
I forget to buy oo
Its almost 1a.m. .
Re: Made In Nigeria English by sutoboy(m): 2:43pm On Mar 10, 2012
booqee for your mind abi?
Re: Made In Nigeria English by swtchicgurl: 3:25pm On Mar 11, 2012
agybabe, u again!!!

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