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Fake Nigerian Doctor List Of Medical Terms by UZORY007: 1:07pm On Mar 12, 2012
Artery :The study of paintings
Bacteria :Back door of the cafeteria
Barium:What u do with dead patients
Bowels :A E I O U
Caesarean Section:A suburb in Rome
Cat scan:A search for kitty
D & C :Where Washington is
Dilate:To live longer
Enema :Not your friend
Fester:Quicker
Genital :Not a Jew
Impotent:Distinguished and well known
Labour pain :Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff:Doctor’s walking stick
Morbid :Higher offer
Nitrates:Cheaper than day rates
Out Patient :A person who’s fainted
Pelvis:A friend of Elvis
Post Operative:A letter courier
Seizure :The roman Emperor
Terminal illness:when u get sick at the airport
Tumor:Another couple
Urine :The opposite of "you’re out"
Re: Fake Nigerian Doctor List Of Medical Terms by Nobody: 6:57pm On Mar 12, 2012
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