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After A Plane Crash by dani1luv: 11:16am On Mar 16, 2012 |
Once in America a plane crashed, only a monkey who was traveling in the plane was left alive. Fortunately the monkey was intelligent enough to understand our language and reply in actions. The officials went to see the monkey in the hospital and had a talk with the monkey. Officer: "When the plane took off what were the travelers doing?" Monkey: "Tying their belts" Officer: "What were the airhostesses doing?" Monkey: "Saying Hello! Good morning!" Officer: "What were the pilots doing?" Monkey: "Checking the system" Officer: "What were you doing?" Monkey:"Looking for my people" Officer: "After 10' minutes what were the travelers doing?" Monkey: "Having beverages and snacks" Officer:"What were the airhostesses doing?" Monkey: "Serving the travelers" Officer:"What were the Pilots doing?" Monkey:"Handling the steering" Officer:"What were you doing?" Monkey:"Eating & throwing" Officer:"After 30 minutes what were the travelers doing?" Monkey:"Some were sleeping and some were reading" Officer:"What were the airhostesses doing?" Monkey: "Make up" Officer:"What were the pilots doing?" Monkey:"Handling the steering" Officer: "What were you doing?" Monkey: "Nothing" Officer: "Just before plane crash what were the travelers doing?" Monkey: "All were sleeping" Officer: "What were the pilots doing?" Monkey: "Handling the air hostess" Officer: What were you doing? Monkey: Handling the steering!!!!! |
Re: After A Plane Crash by Emmyk(m): 11:19am On Mar 16, 2012 |
Buhahahahahahah. No wonder. Nice one! |
Re: After A Plane Crash by dani1luv: 11:23am On Mar 16, 2012 |
Emmyk: Buhahahahahahah. No wonder. Nice one!thanks |
Re: After A Plane Crash by dani1luv: 11:24am On Mar 16, 2012 |
I know some idiots go come ask where the joke dey |
Re: After A Plane Crash by mikuz(m): 11:34am On Mar 16, 2012 |
dani1luv: I know some idiots go come ask where the joke deywhere the joke dey? |
Re: After A Plane Crash by dani1luv: 11:36am On Mar 16, 2012 |
mikuz: where the joke dey?Click here seriously |
Re: After A Plane Crash by highbee028(m): 11:45am On Mar 16, 2012 |
nice one....... |
Re: After A Plane Crash by dani1luv: 11:47am On Mar 16, 2012 |
highbee028: nice one....... |
Re: After A Plane Crash by sutoboy(m): 11:51am On Mar 16, 2012 |
Suto.....Where is the Joke? Danimonkey.....looking for the Joke too! Suto..Are you okay? Danimonkey...Not really sir! |
Re: After A Plane Crash by dani1luv: 11:56am On Mar 16, 2012 |
sutoboy: Suto.....Where is the Joke?I really understand your plight! |
Re: After A Plane Crash by sutoboy(m): 12:03pm On Mar 16, 2012 |
me too i understand urs ! |
Re: After A Plane Crash by Emmxyl(m): 12:53pm On Mar 16, 2012 |
very funny...nice one 1 Like |
Re: After A Plane Crash by bunmioguns(m): 1:29pm On Mar 16, 2012 |
first time dt Dani wil compose a nice Joke |
Re: After A Plane Crash by Agybabe(f): 1:32pm On Mar 16, 2012 |
the joke was a boko haram bomb on my laughter. nice one poster! |
Re: After A Plane Crash by dani1luv: 2:40pm On Mar 16, 2012 |
bunmioguns: first time dt Dani wil compose a nice Jokeare you doubting my capability? Emmxyl: very funny...nice oneThanks. . chai, ibo boy sha sutoboy: me too i understand urs !you are a very very foolish being. .kpomtus Agybabe: the joke was a bokoThanks, BTw, my name aint Poster darling Am dani |
Re: After A Plane Crash by bunmioguns(m): 3:53pm On Mar 16, 2012 |
dani1luv: |
Re: After A Plane Crash by dani1luv: 4:42pm On Mar 16, 2012 |
bunmioguns:mad man |
Re: After A Plane Crash by IRAPADA(m): 5:32pm On Mar 16, 2012 |
Op u try smal |
Re: After A Plane Crash by bunmioguns(m): 9:37pm On Mar 16, 2012 |
dani1luv: Mat Wetter |
Re: After A Plane Crash by swtchicgurl: 12:21am On Mar 17, 2012 |
not a bad one |
Re: After A Plane Crash by eldav(m): 8:04am On Mar 17, 2012 |
bunmioguns: first time dt Dani wil compose a nice Joke No praise dat guy too much...dis na serious copy and paste. |
Re: After A Plane Crash by bunmioguns(m): 8:35am On Mar 17, 2012 |
eldav: eldav: |
Re: After A Plane Crash by dani1luv: 11:08am On Mar 17, 2012 |
very stupid fellow |
Re: After A Plane Crash by bunmioguns(m): 12:06pm On Mar 17, 2012 |
dani1luv: very stupid fellow Thief |
Re: After A Plane Crash by ekeroyal(m): 1:19pm On Mar 17, 2012 |
Even though it's xerox, am happy you got it right for once. Sure am not laughing but try harder. Remarks: Work harder to make me laugh. |
Re: After A Plane Crash by Nobody: 4:01pm On Mar 17, 2012 |
hmm.....dis is really cool. Got me laffing. |
Re: After A Plane Crash by mikuz(m): 4:10pm On Mar 17, 2012 |
booqee: hmm.....dis is really cool. Got me laffing.as if we care. |
Re: After A Plane Crash by dani1luv: 5:21pm On Mar 17, 2012 |
mikuz: as if we care.free dz babe nah |
Re: After A Plane Crash by dani1luv: 5:22pm On Mar 17, 2012 |
ekeroyal: Even though it's xerox, am happy you got it right for once. Sure am not laughing but try harder.ok |
Re: After A Plane Crash by Nobody: 5:41pm On Mar 17, 2012 |
mtchew |
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