Once in America a plane crashed, only a monkey who was
traveling in the plane was left alive. Fortunately the monkey was intelligent enough to understand our language and reply in actions.
The officials went to see the monkey in the hospital and had a talk with the monkey.

Officer: "When the plane took off what were the travelers doing?"

Monkey: "Tying their belts"

Officer: "What were the airhostesses doing?"

Monkey: "Saying Hello! Good morning!"

Officer: "What were the pilots doing?"

Monkey: "Checking the system"

Officer: "What were you doing?"

Monkey:"Looking for my people"

Officer: "After 10' minutes what were the travelers doing?"

Monkey: "Having beverages and snacks"

Officer:"What were the airhostesses doing?"

Monkey: "Serving the travelers"

Officer:"What were the Pilots doing?"

Monkey:"Handling the steering"

Officer:"What were you doing?"

Monkey:"Eating & throwing"

Officer:"After 30 minutes what were the travelers doing?"

Monkey:"Some were sleeping and some were reading"

Officer:"What were the airhostesses doing?"

Monkey: "Make up"

Officer:"What were the pilots doing?"

Monkey:"Handling the steering"

Officer:
"What were you doing?"

Monkey:
"Nothing"

Officer:
"Just before plane crash what were the travelers doing?"

Monkey: "All were sleeping"

Officer: "What were the pilots doing?"

Monkey: "Handling the air hostess"

Officer: What were you doing?

Monkey: Handling the steering!!!!!

Buhahahahahahah. No wonder. Nice one!

Emmyk: Buhahahahahahah. No wonder. Nice one!

thanks

I know some idiots go come ask where the joke dey

dani1luv: I know some idiots go come ask where the joke dey

where the joke dey?

mikuz: where the joke dey?

Click here seriously

nice one.......

highbee028: nice one.......

Suto.....Where is the Joke?

Danimonkey.....looking for the Joke too!

Suto..Are you okay?


Danimonkey...Not really sir!

sutoboy: Suto.....Where is the Joke?

Danimonkey.....looking for the Joke too!

Suto..Are you okay?


Danimonkey...Not really sir!

I really understand your plight!

me too i understand urs !

very funny...nice one

first time dt Dani wil compose a nice Joke

the joke was a boko
haram bomb on my laughter.
nice one poster!

bunmioguns: first time dt Dani wil compose a nice Joke

are you doubting my capability?

Emmxyl: very funny...nice one

Thanks. . chai, ibo boy sha

sutoboy: me too i understand urs !

you are a very very foolish being. .kpomtus

Agybabe: the joke was a boko
haram bomb on my laughter.
nice one poster!

Thanks, BTw, my name aint Poster darling
Am dani

dani1luv:
are you doubting my capability?


Thanks. . chai, ibo boy sha


you are a very very foolish being. .kpomtus



Thanks, BTw, my name aint Poster darling
Am dani

bunmioguns:

mad man

Op u try smal

dani1luv:
mad man

Mat Wetter

not a bad one

bunmioguns: first time dt Dani wil compose a nice Joke

No praise dat guy too much...dis na serious copy and paste.

eldav:

No praise dat guy too much...dis na serious copy and paste.

eldav:

No praise dat guy too much...dis na serious copy and paste.

very stupid fellow

dani1luv: very stupid fellow

Thief

Even though it's xerox, am happy you got it right for once. Sure am not laughing but try harder.

Remarks: Work harder to make me laugh.

hmm.....dis is really cool. Got me laffing.

booqee: hmm.....dis is really cool. Got me laffing.

as if we care.

mikuz: as if we care.

free dz babe nah

ekeroyal: Even though it's xerox, am happy you got it right for once. Sure am not laughing but try harder.

Remarks: Work harder to make me laugh.

ok

mtchew