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Saving It by bunmioguns(m): 5:42pm On Mar 16, 2012 |
A priest was taking a shortcut through an alley one day and came upon a young boy who was mas.turbating. "My son, you shouldn't be doing that", said the priest. "You should be saving that for when you get married." The embarrassed boy hung his head down low and simply said "Yes, Father." About 10 years later the priest was in his study when a young man, in his early twenties came in. "Yes, my son?" said the priest. "Father, you may not remember me, but about 10 years ago you caught me mas.turb.ating in an alley, and I'll never forget the advice you gave then." "And what was that, my son?" "Well, you told me that what I was doing was wrong and I should be saving it for when I get married", said the young man. "That sounds like something I probably would have said" said the priest. "Did you take my advice?" "Yes I did, Father; but there's only one problem." "What's that, my son?" "Well, I have a 55 gallon drum of the stuff in the back of my pickup truck. Now that I am getting married, what am I supposed to do with it?" The Father Urinated in d Body |
Re: Saving It by dani1luv: 5:45pm On Mar 16, 2012 |
where did you put the joke? |
Re: Saving It by bunmioguns(m): 5:53pm On Mar 16, 2012 |
dani1luv: where did you put the joke? check ur Joystick okponu |
Re: Saving It by dani1luv: 5:55pm On Mar 16, 2012 |
LOL, ogun dun vex |
Re: Saving It by bunmioguns(m): 6:24pm On Mar 16, 2012 |
dani1luv: LOL, ogun dun vex seriously speaking, hw wld u rate d joke |
Re: Saving It by mikuz(m): 7:10pm On Mar 16, 2012 |
bunmioguns:you can do better. |
Re: Saving It by Nobody: 7:18pm On Mar 16, 2012 |
wht a yoke @ op dis yoke is stale |
Re: Saving It by bunmioguns(m): 9:28pm On Mar 16, 2012 |
mikuz: you can do better. thank you jare, dis will be d first time u made a nice comment, kip it up |
Re: Saving It by bunmioguns(m): 9:30pm On Mar 16, 2012 |
~vicky~: it is ur Kpomo dt is stale Thief |
Re: Saving It by Nobody: 3:35pm On Mar 17, 2012 |
bunmioguns: Anuofia!!!!! |
Re: Saving It by Nobody: 4:24pm On Mar 17, 2012 |
Hahahaha! Nice..... |
Re: Saving It by mcnepow(m): 4:42pm On Mar 17, 2012 |
The joke got me giggling |
Re: Saving It by Nobody: 4:43pm On Mar 17, 2012 |
mtchew |
Re: Saving It by bunmioguns(m): 5:45am On Mar 18, 2012 |
~vicky~: Back to sender. . |
Re: Saving It by bunmioguns(m): 5:46am On Mar 18, 2012 |
otooro: mtchew u dey craze? Oya leave my thread Eediot |
Re: Saving It by bunmioguns(m): 5:48am On Mar 18, 2012 |
mcnepow: The joke got me giggling thank you jare, better person |
Re: Saving It by bunmioguns(m): 5:49am On Mar 18, 2012 |
booqee: Hahahaha! Nice..... ur head dey there jare |
Re: Saving It by Ruqaya(f): 9:29pm On Mar 18, 2012 |
As poisonous as carbon monoxide b4 u c_y, it's really nice, funny and great. |
Re: Saving It by bunmioguns(m): 4:25am On Mar 19, 2012 |
Ruqaya: As poisonous as carbon monoxide arrrrrggghhhh, dis girl don come again, Oga Dani, why u unban her nw *reaching for my cutlass* |
Re: Saving It by Ruqaya(f): 6:26pm On Mar 19, 2012 |
bunmioguns:*got it b4 u, and plucked out ur eyes with it* |
Re: Saving It by mcnepow(m): 6:41pm On Mar 19, 2012 |
Ruqaya:Are u boko?? |
Re: Saving It by Homar(m): 10:33pm On Mar 19, 2012 |
Copy and paste . Useless jobless op |
Re: Saving It by EfemenaXY: 10:50pm On Mar 19, 2012 |
@ Poster, 55 gallon drum??!! the thing never stale?? **retches** |
Re: Saving It by Ruqaya(f): 9:33am On Mar 20, 2012 |
mcnepow:i thought u knew |
Re: Saving It by mcnepow(m): 9:46am On Mar 20, 2012 |
Ruqaya:Naw I know *running four-fourty* |
Re: Saving It by Nobody: 5:56pm On Mar 20, 2012 |
mcnepow: same here |
Re: Saving It by bunmioguns(m): 7:49pm On Mar 20, 2012 |
Homar: Copy and paste . Useless jobless op u r very stupid Okponu |
Re: Saving It by bunmioguns(m): 7:53pm On Mar 20, 2012 |
Hey Ruqaya, dont detonate d bomb here, u can do dt when u and dani are together nt here. . . *bring out my AK47* |
Re: Saving It by Ruqaya(f): 1:45pm On Mar 21, 2012 |
mcnepow:u've got to fly, i can run faster |
Re: Saving It by Ruqaya(f): 1:47pm On Mar 21, 2012 |
mcnepow:u've got to fly, i can run faster |
Re: Saving It by Ruqaya(f): 1:49pm On Mar 21, 2012 |
bunmioguns: Hey Ruqaya, dont detonate d bomb here, u can do dt when u and dani are together nt here. . .u've got some problem? |
Re: Saving It by bunmioguns(m): 1:50pm On Mar 21, 2012 |
Ruqaya: yeah and dt's with u |
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