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Milk! by dani1luv: 5:30pm On Mar 19, 2012
A guy picks up a girl in a bar, brings her home, and they start getting it on. He starts sucking on one of her bosoms and milk comes out.

He says, "Hey, are you pregnant?"

She says, "That wasn't a nipppplee, that was a boil." grin grin grin grin














The guy menstruated grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Milk! by Jacmario(m): 5:41pm On Mar 19, 2012
Why is "sex" always the talk of the day?
Re: Milk! by LagBlogger(m): 5:44pm On Mar 19, 2012
I have cracked that joke before
Re: Milk! by dani1luv: 5:53pm On Mar 19, 2012
Jacmario: Why is "sex" always the talk of the day?
Jamb question!!
R u writing jamb? undecided
Re: Milk! by dani1luv: 5:54pm On Mar 19, 2012
LagBlogger: I have cracked that joke before
so mah come delete the thread?? undecided undecided
Re: Milk! by mcnepow(m): 7:29pm On Mar 19, 2012
Jacmario: Why is "sex" always the talk of the day?
Cos he is dead hor.ny!
B**q** is yet to giv him kpomo
Re: Milk! by Nobody: 9:34pm On Mar 19, 2012
mcnepow:
Cos he is dead hor.ny!
B**q** is yet to giv him kpomo
madt man!! angry

@dani. eerr.....dani, i wish i dint have to say dis but d joke's really funny sha. grin
Re: Milk! by EfemenaXY: 10:38pm On Mar 19, 2012
dani1luv: A guy picks up a girl in a bar, brings her home, and they start getting it on. He starts sucking on one of her bosoms and milk comes out.

He says, "Hey, are you pregnant?"

She says, "That wasn't a nipppplee, that was a boil." grin grin grin grin

The guy menstruated grin grin grin grin grin

Ewwwww!!! shocked shocked shocked shocked

Now that is SO sick Dani! grin grin grin
Re: Milk! by swtchicgurl: 10:50pm On Mar 19, 2012
dani1luv: A guy picks up a girl in a bar, brings her home, and they start getting it on. He starts sucking on one of her bosoms and milk comes out.

He says, "Hey, are you pregnant?"

She says, "That wasn't a nipppplee, that was a boil." grin grin grin grin



The guy menstruated grin grin grin grin grin

now, this is what i call a joke! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
tho's its disgusting

reward: one nyt with cutestbarbie
Re: Milk! by mcnepow(m): 6:07am On Mar 20, 2012
booqee: madt man!! grin
Woow!
ma heart skips a beat wen u say romantic sturvs like dis kiss
Re: Milk! by mikuz(m): 7:16am On Mar 20, 2012
mcnepow:
Woow!
ma heart skips a beat wen u say romantic sturvs like dis kiss
poor boy. i pity you. sad
mcnepow:
Woow!
ma heart skips a beat wen u say romantic sturvs like dis kiss
poor boy. i pity you.
Re: Milk! by bunmioguns(m): 8:05am On Mar 20, 2012
u don Kolo Dani



u berra delete it cos ur fiancee Ruqaya must nt see it or else she will just file a divorce letter immediately grin grin grin grin
Re: Milk! by dani1luv: 8:46am On Mar 20, 2012
mcnepow:
Cos he is dead hor.ny!
B**q** is yet to giv him kpomo
you are a crazy being grin grin
Re: Milk! by dani1luv: 8:47am On Mar 20, 2012
booqee: madt man!! angry

@dani. eerr.....dani, i wish i dint have to say dis but d joke's really funny sha. grin
grin grin grin That's why I love my booqee kiss grin grin
I go suck boil 2nite oh grin grin grin
Re: Milk! by dani1luv: 8:49am On Mar 20, 2012
Efemena_xy:

Ewwwww!!! shocked shocked shocked shocked

Now that is SO sick Dani! grin grin grin

grin grin grin efe, efe, grin grin
hope you sef nor get boil like booqee undecided

swtchicgurl:

now, this is what i call a joke! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
tho's its disgusting

reward: one nyt with cutestbarbie

hope say she get pimples for brreastt. grin grin

bunmioguns: u don Kolo Dani



u berra delete it cos ur fiancee Ruqaya must nt see it or else she will just file a divorce letter immediately grin grin grin grin
come, nor dey mingle me with that boko haram angry angry
Seun suppose put ha pix for homepage sef grin grin grin
Re: Milk! by Vivly(f): 10:07am On Mar 20, 2012
Mikuz. First time u gat me giggling. Nice one
Re: Milk! by Ruqaya(f): 10:11am On Mar 20, 2012
bunmioguns: u don Kolo Dani



u berra delete it cos ur fiancee Ruqaya must nt see it or else she will just file a divorce letter immediately grin grin grin grin
rhino!
U'll neva grow up, i'm telling u.
Re: Milk! by Ruqaya(f): 10:15am On Mar 20, 2012
@dani, it seems u're suffering 4rm xeroderma pigmentosum. So, u're not 2 be blamed.
mtchewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Re: Milk! by dani1luv: 10:20am On Mar 20, 2012
Vivly: Mikuz. First time u gat me giggling. Nice one
where you see mikuz?? undecided we are the same abeg
Re: Milk! by dani1luv: 10:21am On Mar 20, 2012
Ruqaya: @dani, it seems u're suffering 4rm xeroderma pigmentosum. So, u're not 2 be blamed.
mtchewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
u R a very stu.pid user, wit ur tribal marks like chewing stick tongue grin
Re: Milk! by mikuz(m): 11:43am On Mar 20, 2012
Vivly: Mikuz. First time u gat me giggling. Nice one
thats why i love you
Re: Milk! by mikuz(m): 11:46am On Mar 20, 2012
dani1luv:
u very stu.pid user, wit ur tribal marks like chewing stick tongue grin
mukina must see this.
Re: Milk! by dani1luv: 12:05pm On Mar 20, 2012
mikuz: mukina must see this.
ok lipsrsealed
Re: Milk! by mikuz(m): 3:36pm On Mar 20, 2012
dani1luv:
ok lipsrsealed
talk oh.
Re: Milk! by dani1luv: 4:52pm On Mar 20, 2012
lol cheesy
Re: Milk! by swtchicgurl: 6:27pm On Mar 20, 2012
mad people every where
Re: Milk! by bunmioguns(m): 7:36pm On Mar 20, 2012
dani1luv:
u R a very stu.pid user, wit ur tribal marks like chewing stick tongue grin


I dont knw why u typed noways wit ur short Joystick
Re: Milk! by Ruqaya(f): 2:01pm On Mar 21, 2012
dani1luv:
u R a very stu.pid user, wit ur tribal marks like chewing stick tongue grin
oh really! I'll lyk 2 lend u a chewing stick to clean ur rotten teeth.
XP sufferer! Vampire!
Re: Milk! by dani1luv: 2:01pm On Mar 21, 2012
Ruqaya:
oh really! I'll lyk 2 lend u a chewing stick to clean ur rotten teeth.
XP sufferer! Vampire!
come if I yab you. . .your life will never remain the same
ask booqee grin grin
Re: Milk! by Nobody: 6:41pm On Mar 21, 2012
bla bla bla
Re: Milk! by sutoboy(m): 8:25pm On Mar 21, 2012
may ur dais be long!
Re: Milk! by Ruqaya(f): 9:11am On Mar 22, 2012
dani1luv:
come if I yab you. . .your life will never remain the same
ask booqee grin grin
what're u waiting 4?

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