Bob's girlfriend eventually agreed to have sex with him after dating for 3months, but she told him it would be after a special saturday night dinner in her house with her parents, which he too must attend. So on Saturday afternoon, Bob went to a chemist to buy condoms. On getting to the chemist, he went to the owner to ask for condoms, and the owner asked which size he needed and type. He then told the owner that he hasn't had sex before so he has no idea what sizes or types available. That tonight will be very special to him 'cos his girlfriend had finally agreed to have sex with him after dinner. So the owner sat him down and thoroughly lectured him on sex and condoms. He thanked the owner and said he would need like 10 packs of condom because he foresees a very long night of sex. The owner gave him the condoms and wished him luck. On getting to the girl's house he was smiling and went to sit at the dining table with the mother and the girl. Not sooner than the father too joined them at the table the mother was about to say prayers before dinner, Bob quickly offered to say the prayer; 10mins, 20mins, 30mins still praying. So after an hour still praying, the girl whispered to his ears ' I never knew you were this religious, Bob replied ' you never told me your Dad owns a chemist'.

Dat was a good one Bro.