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A Guys' Confession by Vivly(f): 10:59pm On Mar 23, 2012 |
One sunday, i felt i had enough cash so I invited my girlfriend to genesis resturant. To ma utter horror, she came with two of her friends whereas d money i had could only feed two. Not wantin to fall ma hands, i welcomed dem. Instead of me going over to d counter nd ordering popcorn, i proudly asked them wat dey cared for. D friend pointed her hands on ma right. I turned thinkin she was pointin at biscuits but no, a whole chicken! Well sha, i no fit fall ma hands so i bought 3 whole chickens for d girls while i gawped at them eatin ma money. Dey didnt even ask y i wasnt eating. D bill came nd i nearly fainted. But how i go fall my hands for my babe friends. I immediately texted ma broda to bring ma skul fees frm unda d pillow which m dad had just given me for d whole semester. While waitin for ma bros nd d money, d girls stood up to leave but then, d girl dat poionted at d whole chicken asked for takeaway. Takeaway!! Mehn. I just excused myself to d toilet. I was abt to enta wen i heard a man complainin 'all dis na d money wey ma oga send me message. Dis gurl don chop am finish'. A man standin next to me went to d door nd said 'abeg if u don complain finish, abeg cum out make i cum complain abt d girl wey chop our town meetin money wey i dey hold' i blush 5 Likes |
Re: A Guys' Confession by Nobody: 11:26pm On Mar 23, 2012 |
E.T.C OR JOKE? .... welldone! |
Re: A Guys' Confession by Nobody: 11:26pm On Mar 23, 2012 |
ok next? |
Re: A Guys' Confession by bunmioguns(m): 6:35am On Mar 24, 2012 |
the Joke no phurny bt because it was you then i will seigh it's very funny |
Re: A Guys' Confession by mcnepow(m): 6:59am On Mar 24, 2012 |
bunmioguns: the Joke no phurny bt because it was you then i will seigh it's very funnyNa madness b dat na |
Re: A Guys' Confession by ayobase(m): 7:53am On Mar 24, 2012 |
bunmioguns: the Joke no phurny bt because it was you then i will seigh it's very funny A fan of 9ice..... ''gbogbo ogo mi to lo padawa......juwonlo'' |
Re: A Guys' Confession by bunmioguns(m): 8:13am On Mar 24, 2012 |
mcnepow: abeg no spoil d show nw, e get sth wey I stil wan collect frm d damsel nw |
Re: A Guys' Confession by bunmioguns(m): 8:14am On Mar 24, 2012 |
ayobase: Mo juwonlo ni Jokes section, Jooooh oooo, |
Re: A Guys' Confession by mikuz(m): 8:23am On Mar 24, 2012 |
Vivly i like the joke! |
Re: A Guys' Confession by ayobase(m): 8:32am On Mar 24, 2012 |
bunmioguns: Na today? |
Re: A Guys' Confession by mcnepow(m): 8:58am On Mar 24, 2012 |
bunmioguns:Loool. . #BadtSharpGuy |
Re: A Guys' Confession by Vivly(f): 9:19pm On Mar 24, 2012 |
DONkollione: E.T.C OR JOKE? .. otooro: okwat nonsense. I missed out swimming just to give u guys ur one in a battery life time joke only for u to. Haaaaah. I rest my case. Mikuz take over |
Re: A Guys' Confession by ayobase(m): 9:53pm On Mar 24, 2012 |
Vivly: Ur days are numbered if na like this u go dey vex everytime for this NL. U need to shun the shunnables and hug d hugables...thats NL's style...some are just here to murder spirits.....believe me... Brace up gel....u gat many battles to fight here! |
Re: A Guys' Confession by Vivly(f): 10:19pm On Mar 24, 2012 |
Tnx dear (gives him a hug) |
Re: A Guys' Confession by mikuz(m): 1:41pm On Mar 25, 2012 |
Vivly: Tnx dear (gives him a hug)what? |
Re: A Guys' Confession by Vivly(f): 1:52pm On Mar 25, 2012 |
E pain u? |
Re: A Guys' Confession by mcnepow(m): 2:09pm On Mar 25, 2012 |
Vivly hi. . |
Re: A Guys' Confession by Vivly(f): 2:17pm On Mar 25, 2012 |
Higher |
Re: A Guys' Confession by mcnepow(m): 2:18pm On Mar 25, 2012 |
Lets go swimming |
Re: A Guys' Confession by Vivly(f): 2:25pm On Mar 25, 2012 |
Sorry to say but i dont swim in a lake. Can u afford da resort? |
Re: A Guys' Confession by mikuz(m): 2:29pm On Mar 25, 2012 |
Vivly: E pain u?why are you tossing my love in the trash? |
Re: A Guys' Confession by Vivly(f): 2:43pm On Mar 25, 2012 |
Ur loff? |
Re: A Guys' Confession by mikuz(m): 2:56pm On Mar 25, 2012 |
How do i prove i truly love you please? |
Re: A Guys' Confession by Nobody: 9:01pm On Mar 25, 2012 |
vivly, its tym u disregard all this puppy love and come find true love in me! i loff u ke! |
Re: A Guys' Confession by jackpot(f): 9:26pm On Mar 25, 2012 |
*walks in and sees CHILDISH PLAY* *walks out* |
Re: A Guys' Confession by Nobody: 9:28pm On Mar 25, 2012 |
jackpot: *walks in and sees CHILDISH PLAY* how long will it take u to start making sense? |
Re: A Guys' Confession by jackpot(f): 5:34am On Mar 26, 2012 |
^ SLAPS!!! |
Re: A Guys' Confession by bunmioguns(m): 4:23pm On Mar 26, 2012 |
Vivly: Tnx dear (gives him a hug) *sulking* pls nw, gimme kpomo nw |
Re: A Guys' Confession by Tochiilo(m): 4:28pm On Mar 26, 2012 |
Hi just passing |
Re: A Guys' Confession by jackpot(f): 5:58pm On Mar 26, 2012 |
bunmioguns:you're a big disgrace to manhood the way you kiss ladies arses these days. |
Re: A Guys' Confession by bunmioguns(m): 6:01pm On Mar 26, 2012 |
jackpot: you're a big disgrace to manhood the way you kiss ladies arses these days. who is dis one referring to? Smh |
Re: A Guys' Confession by jackpot(f): 6:07pm On Mar 26, 2012 |
bunmioguns:it's your type that wash their gf's pant and undies all in the name of love(maga love)~ |
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