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Bad News by chux76(m): 4:59pm On Mar 25, 2012
A doctor calls up his patient with his test results: "Mr Smith I have bad news and really bad news."

Mr Smith says: "Well, I'll take the bad news first."

Doctor says: "You only have 24 hours to live."

The mans cries: "Well what could be even worse than that"

Doctor: "I forgot to call you yesterday."
Re: Bad News by Fancatype: 6:36pm On Mar 25, 2012
Hmmmmmm.heeeeeeee
Re: Bad News by Nobody: 10:00pm On Mar 25, 2012
chux76, nice joke cheesy
Re: Bad News by Ruqaya(f): 12:27pm On Mar 26, 2012
Copy and paste
Re: Bad News by dani1luv: 12:31pm On Mar 26, 2012
Ruqaya: Copy and paste
mstcheeew!!
like you can do any better! angry
Re: Bad News by sutoboy(m): 1:14pm On Mar 26, 2012
Daniel?
Re: Bad News by dani1luv: 1:17pm On Mar 26, 2012
sutoboy: Daniel?
huh??
u know my name? shocked shocked shocked
Re: Bad News by chux76(m): 1:20pm On Mar 26, 2012
Ruqaya: Copy and paste

Ruq..copy n paste ur own lets see..abi d function no dey work on ur P1 PC grin
Re: Bad News by Ruqaya(f): 4:44pm On Mar 26, 2012
chux76:

Ruq..copy n paste ur own lets see.. grin
i'm busy
Re: Bad News by Ruqaya(f): 4:45pm On Mar 26, 2012
dani1luv:
mstcheeew!!
like you can do any better! angry
i can,
Re: Bad News by chux76(m): 2:37am On Mar 28, 2012
Busy cracking ya brain where 2 copy n paste 4rm
Re: Bad News by Ruqaya(f): 12:39pm On Mar 28, 2012
chux76: Busy cracking ya brain where 2 copy n paste 4rm
Aww! u guess sooo right.
I don't want d copy and paste to b moronic
Re: Bad News by chux76(m): 10:42am On Apr 06, 2012
Ruqaya:
Aww! u guess sooo right.
I don't want d copy and paste to b moronic

Gosh!! Very slow @ thinking...use a hammer on ya head..it will speeden up ur REASONING process...aroko

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