UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND 5.0 TO HUSBAND 1.0
A woman writes to the IT Technical
support
Guys
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0
to
Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct
slowdown in the overall system
performance,
particularly in the flower and jewellery
applications, which operated flawlessly
under
Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled
many
other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5,
and
then installed undesirable programs
such as
NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and
Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the
system.
Please note that I have tried running
Nagging
5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
_______ _________ _________ _________
_________
_________ _________ _______
Reply
DEAR Madam,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an
Entertainment Package, while Husband
1.0 is
an operating system.
Please enter command:
ithoughtyoulovedme.
Html and try to download Tears 6.2 and
do
not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed,
Husband1.0 should then automatically
run the
applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers
3.5..
However, remember, overuse of the
above
application can cause Husband 1.0 to
default
to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad
program that will download the Snoring
Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any
circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0
(it
runs a virus in the background that will
eventually seize control of all your
system
resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to
reinstall
the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are
unsupported applications and will crash
Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great
program,
but it does have limited memory and
cannot
learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional
software to improve memory and
performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Good
Looks
7.7.
Good Luck Madam!

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