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Re: Answers That Work by bocin500(m): 1:20pm On Jun 30, 2012 |
truly nice.. u visit a friend and end up staying late and he (or she) asks "where u go sleep now"? answer: i carry my house come for my bag. 3 Likes |
Re: Answers That Work by Rhymez(m): 1:27pm On Jun 30, 2012 |
U have a spiritual problem and u visited ur pastor for deliverance. He saw you rolling on d floor like an epileptic and ask u "do u want to be healed?" Ans- No, I come here come act film 3 Likes |
Re: Answers That Work by Coldfaya(m): 1:29pm On Jun 30, 2012 |
manmustwac: You just enter house & someone asks u. U just dey come? *rolling on concrete floor* no kpuff me abeg..i so luv dis thread. *stands up n staggers lyk a drunkard* |
Re: Answers That Work by Abiolachiefo(m): 1:43pm On Jun 30, 2012 |
You just slapped your girlfriend and she asks you, honey,did u just slap me. Ans- no,i just used jergens lotion massage ur face. U want aveda scrub lotion? 1 Like |
Re: Answers That Work by Nobody: 2:07pm On Jun 30, 2012 |
mcnepow: Girl: why do u want my pin?... |
Re: Answers That Work by donlet(m): 2:27pm On Jun 30, 2012 |
i think we need more of this every once in a while. still laughing |
Re: Answers That Work by Nobody: 2:56pm On Jun 30, 2012 |
donlet: i think we need more of this every once in a while. still laughing I dey tells u! |
Re: Answers That Work by Bodmas06: 3:03pm On Jun 30, 2012 |
You are inside your car about to kick and leave for office,your wife just ask Darling are you going with the car? Ans: No,i'm going with Dana aircraft. 4 Likes |
Re: Answers That Work by lion042(m): 3:48pm On Jun 30, 2012 |
Hahahahahahahahahaha......Poster you are very funny...Thanks for cheering me up in this sad mood....God bless you |
Re: Answers That Work by emyguz(m): 3:55pm On Jun 30, 2012 |
Gr8Animash: Is this a joke'??No it a tragedy. 1 Like |
Re: Answers That Work by Bodmas06: 4:02pm On Jun 30, 2012 |
You a police officer in a police uniform,your old friend sees you and ask "so you are now a police officer? Best ans: No,i'm a petrol attendant. 2 Likes |
Re: Answers That Work by opezy: 4:27pm On Jun 30, 2012 |
Give me ur number ? Ok.08034199143 .so na mtn u dey use? No na phcn. 3 Likes |
Re: Answers That Work by opezy: 4:31pm On Jun 30, 2012 |
Take this insecticide; e dey kill insect fast...Thanks bros. E DEY KILL MOSQUITOS? Answer: NO, E DEY KILL ELEPHANT. 7 Likes |
Re: Answers That Work by Kslib(m): 4:44pm On Jun 30, 2012 |
Someone sees you with your books readind,and asks"are you reading?" No i am carving wood... |
Re: Answers That Work by Slicqyprizzy(f): 5:05pm On Jun 30, 2012 |
opezy: Take this insecticide; e dey kill insect fast...Thanks bros. E DEY KILL MOSQUITOS?hahahahahaha...jux cant stop lmao |
Re: Answers That Work by icedpope(m): 5:07pm On Jun 30, 2012 |
opezy: Take this insecticide; e dey kill insect fast...Thanks bros. E DEY KILL MOSQUITOS?lwkmdo.....................am so loving dis |
Re: Answers That Work by Nobody: 5:18pm On Jun 30, 2012 |
Some men armed with gun doublecross you & took away ur car, ur wife now ask, Are they arm robbers? No, they ar alms giver. 2 Likes |
Re: Answers That Work by Jenpoet(f): 5:19pm On Jun 30, 2012 |
Kslib: |
Re: Answers That Work by icedpope(m): 5:23pm On Jun 30, 2012 |
ur landlord knocks on ur door at d end of d year nd u ask im '' can i help u'' no, u can assist me by bringin out ur properties.. Idiat 1 Like |
Re: Answers That Work by cherished(f): 5:27pm On Jun 30, 2012 |
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Re: Answers That Work by chumafresh(m): 5:29pm On Jun 30, 2012 |
dani1luv: . . .you posted a Joke and someone still asks "where is the joke"She doesn't Have boobs |
Re: Answers That Work by alluson(m): 5:36pm On Jun 30, 2012 |
D M K W L.......OBOI YEEEEEEEEEEEE |
Re: Answers That Work by Coldfaya(m): 6:24pm On Jun 30, 2012 |
Lol....u go to a pharmacy wit ur babe to buy condom, she now asks; baby why r u buying dat cundom. Do u want to use it on me? Ans: No, i want to blow it as a baloon. |
Re: Answers That Work by olivia19(f): 6:30pm On Jun 30, 2012 |
Kslib: Someone sees you all dressed up with a bible on sunday morning and asks "are you going to church?"..No i am going for socccer practiseis not funny. |
Re: Answers That Work by Fash20: 6:33pm On Jun 30, 2012 |
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha |
Re: Answers That Work by Fash20: 6:33pm On Jun 30, 2012 |
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ;DHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha |
Re: Answers That Work by Obere4u: 6:43pm On Jun 30, 2012 |
Someone sees you locking ur door and about to go out yet they ask "Are you going out"......Ans "No.....breaking the door" |
Re: Answers That Work by Obere4u: 6:45pm On Jun 30, 2012 |
You are just waking up from sleep and someone asks u "Are u awake"...... Ans "No ...... I came back to breath" |
Re: Answers That Work by Kslib(m): 6:51pm On Jun 30, 2012 |
olivia19: is not funny.So should i start crying,or start hitting my head on the wall? Do you think i'm out to impress anybody? |
Re: Answers That Work by Kslib(m): 6:52pm On Jun 30, 2012 |
olivia19: is not funny.So should i start crying,or start hitting my head on the wall? Do you think i'm out to impress anybody? Some people sha!!!! |
Re: Answers That Work by ortopazz(m): 7:01pm On Jun 30, 2012 |
Rhymez: U have a spiritual problem and u visited ur pastor for deliverance. He saw you rolling on d floor like an epileptic and ask u "do u want to be healed?" oboy i don breakrib 1 Like |
Re: Answers That Work by kcreal(f): 7:08pm On Jun 30, 2012 |
You enter in a town service bus, you give the conductor #200 and he ask u, oga, for how many people? Ans: na for everybody in the bus. 2 Likes |
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