Little Johnny asked his mother, "Ma, is it true that people can be taken apart like machines?"

"Of course not! Where did you hear such nonsense?"

Little Johnny answered, "The other day, when Daddy and his friend were working out in the garage he said that he screwed the a$$ off his secretary."

In a second grade class, Susie asks, "Teacher, can my Mommy get pregnant?" "How old is your mother, dear?" asks the teacher.

"Forty."

"Yes, dear, your mother could get pregnant."

The little girl then asks, "Can my big sister get pregnant?"

"Well, dear, how old is your sister?"

Susie answers, "Nineteen."

"Oh yes, dear, your sister certainly could get pregnant."

The little girl then asks, "Can I get pregnant?"

"How old are you, dear?"

Susie answers, "I'm SIX years old."

"No, dear, you can't get pregnant, "

Then, Little Johnny behind Susie gives her a poke and says, "See, I told you we had nothing to worry about."

j o h n n y !!!

j o h n n y !!!

;d ;d ;d

Lol.

ahhahhahhha johnnnie in action lol

This Jonnie guy sef, ahan! the guy harsh o!

lol that very funny thanks

:d

duh!

nice

Ituen and Mingles must have seen this one,,, they must have posted it in ROFLMAO too

1. Do u av a spelling problem? Or u wrote lyk dat on purpose.
2. Wots yo point?

speechless

Migines:

1. Do u av a spelling problem? Or u wrote like that on purpose.
2. Wots yo point?

M I N G L E S M I N G L E S M I N G L E S

you just wont understand

Now i understand, u re missing a knot.

dason4life:

Sam, i guess this Johnny isn't your brother o

Where did you get my Name from??